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Mickey Avalon’s Hollywood Hustle

“WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU’RE TOO FUCKED UP? WHAT’S YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAY WHEN I SMACK THAT BUTT? WHAT DO YOU SAY WHEN YOU RUN OUTTA DRUGS? BABY WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU BUST A NUT?” IF YOU’VE SEEN THE HANGOVER (AND WHO HASN’T?) YOU’VE HEARD THAT RAP. MICKEY AVALON WRITES LIKE HE LIVES. HE’S...