Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

All Humor
close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

January 2025

Cover Honey Addis Fouche
Slide to Browse -OR- View All Magazines
Slide to browse - or - View All
Ember Snow
Vanna Bardot
Ana Foxxx
Scarlit Scandal
Aria Lee
Sunny Leone
Emma Hix
Giselle Palmer
Natalia Starr
Alya Stark
Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

Photographer: Kelly Webb

Article

The Final Girls

They know how to scream, they know how to die, but above all, they know how to kick some bogeyman ass! One by one the rest of the characters have been stabbed, hung, ripped limb from limb, until the only survivors are the killer and the final girl, the horror heroine. Hustler hangs with four...
Article

Sex Under The Starrs

HUSTLER: First of all, how can I swear in Polish? NATASHA: Pinga suka dziwka kurwa szmata. It’s like bitch, slut, ho, every word that you can imagine—so it’s five words, the baddest ones.   You were both born in Poland? NATALIA: Yes, Ostrów Mazowiecka. NATASHA: I was 12 and a half when we came here,...
Article

Better, Tighter, Wetter: Get the Pussy of Your Dreams

GENTLEMEN, INCREDIBLE SEX IS WITHIN YOUR REACH. LADIES, REMEMBER THAT PINK, TIGHT, ORGASMIC PUSSY OF YOUR TEENS? HAROLD LANCER, M.D., F.A.A.D., DOCTOR TO THE STARS, GIVES HUSTLER AN EXCLUSIVE ON A CUTTING EDGE VAGINAL REJUVENATION PROCEDURE—WITHOUT THE CUTTING. NO DOWNTIME. NO DOWNSIDE. JUST RADIOFREQUENCY ENERGY GENTLY HEATING THE TISSUES TO RESTORE TONE AND FUNCTION. WE...