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HUSTLER Classic: Trading Hot Licks

Two hot blondes who could pass for sisters opening their mouths, pussies and asses to please your blood-swollen prick? If there’s anything better, we’d love to hear about it.  Such was the scenario of the May 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Diamond, Judy & Tom: The Gargling Gourmets. Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the photo-set served up...

HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example, it broadens your experience, and deepens your perspective. And you just might end up nailing a superhot native chick in her sweet, sweet ass.  Such was the...

HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium stands have been largely empty thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Allow us to boost everyone’s team...