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Working the Kinks In

How to tell your woman that you want to unleash your inner sex freak. It’s nice to fall in love with someone special. To find a best friend that you can curl up on the couch and watch Seinfeld with, share your dreams with, and know in your heart that they’ll always be there to...

HUSTLER Classic: Trading Hot Licks

Two hot blondes who could pass for sisters opening their mouths, pussies and asses to please your blood-swollen prick? If there’s anything better, we’d love to hear about it.  Such was the scenario of the May 2001 HUSTLER pictorial Diamond, Judy & Tom: The Gargling Gourmets. Lensed by photographer Clive McLean, the photo-set served up...

HUSTLER Classic: Going Native

While foreign travel likely isn’t on most people’s to-do lists for the immediate future, it’s important to remember the many benefits of visiting far-off, exotic lands. For example, it broadens your experience, and deepens your perspective. And you just might end up nailing a superhot native chick in her sweet, sweet ass.  Such was the...