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Hammering It Home
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Hammering It Home

So you managed to bring your partner to an orgasm. Great! Now what? If you’ve logged your share of hours in the sack with the ladies, chances are good that, somewhere along the way, you have successfully...
Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales
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Body of Work: XXX Tattoo Tales

Some of our favorite adult performers share the stories and significance of their amazing body art. Adult performers are works of art. The curves of their bodies, the shade of their...
Big Balls Matter?
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Big Balls Matter?

Does the size of a man’s sack make a difference in the bedroom? Join us as we explore this weighty issue. Well, this is nuts. Although men have been obsessing for decades about the length and girth of...
Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5
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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills 5

Three, it’s been said, is a magic number. And that’s definitely true when it comes to sex. Whether it’s one lady taking on a duo of dicks, a pair of chicks teaming up on one...
Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish
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Expansion Kink: A Growing Fetish

For performers and fans of this fascinating kink, bigger is always better. The old adage that “bigger is better” is 100% true when it comes to the fetish world of expansion....
Fools on the Hill Vol. 2
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Fools on the Hill Vol. 2

It’s April Fools’ Day once again—and once again, we’re taking the opportunity to poke fun at the fools who work on Capitol Hill! Lucky for us, there’s never any shortage of buffoonish...
Attired Cliché
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Attired Cliché

Contrary to commonly held belief, you can’t always tell how a person will be in the sack by the clothes they wear on their back. Society says to never judge a book by its cover. We tend to agree, unless...
Real American Horror Story
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Real American Horror Story

Step inside the Chicago Murder Castle and meet the good doctor, a most dangerously charming man, a twisted psychopath who might well be america’s first serial killer: Dr. H.H. Holmes....
Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”
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Penny Barber: “Call Me Mommy”

PHOTOGRAPHY BY @MR_REX_SHEPHERD (INSTAGRAM) This modern-day Mrs. Robinson combines striking looks, a dominant presence and an undeniable passion for performing: Penny Barber is the ultimate...
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Beach Treats

A venerable sports mag is known for its annual swimsuit edition, but we prefer babes who hit the beach and flaunt their shipshape bodies au naturel. Alfresco nude modeling is naughty and provocative. With that...
Spitting Sirens & Drooling Divas
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Spitting Sirens & Drooling Divas

For these drool-inducing, moisture-mad mavens, wetter is definitely better! Spit is sexy. It amplifies any sex act and takes it to a place of messy bliss! From drooling all over a...
Boys and Their Toys
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Boys and Their Toys

Thanks to technological advances, sex toys for men are more sophisticated—and satisfying—than ever before. It has been said that men never grow up, their toys just get bigger. Whether it’s racing a hot...
Maggie Lindemann: Gen Z Girl Boss
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Maggie Lindemann: Gen Z Girl Boss

The “Pretty Girl” singer opens up about taking control of her career, her love of horror films and her darkly intense new record, Headsplit. Maggie Lindemann could...
Hitting All the Right Notes
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Hitting All the Right Notes

Can the type of music a person listens to tell you what they’re like in bed? It’s a commonly held belief that musicians are better in bed than the less musically inclined. Some...
Hump-Day Special: Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 3

Redheads—so rare. So enchanting. So hot! Especially when they’re naked and inviting you for a peek at the fleshy charms under that head full of fiery tresses. With that in...
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T.S.O.L.: Give Us Liberty

Frontman Jack Grisham on his history with HUSTLER, bizarre groupie encounters and his band’s new album, A-Side Graffiti. Since 1978, Southern California’s T.S.O.L.—short for True Sounds of...
Graycee Baybee: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac
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Graycee Baybee: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

From gangbangs to DPs and more, this XXX dynamo is all about pushing the limits of her insatiable libido. Join us as she shares tales from her endless quest...
Fuck o’ the Irish
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Fuck o’ the Irish

It’s time to get it on like a leprechaun with these sexy content creators who go all out on St. Patrick’s Day! St. Patrick’s Day is right around the corner, and while we are beyond lucky to get...
Hump-Day Special: Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 7
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Hump-Day Special: Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 7

Feel like a heel today? We hope so, because we’re stepping things up once again with another collection of hot HUSTLER Honeys parading around in their sexy...
Let’s Get Knotty
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Let’s Get Knotty

Curious about rope play, but confused about how to go about it? You’re not alone. Allow us to tie up the loose ends so you don’t get thrown for a loop. There will come a time in every man’s life...
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Muscular Mamas

More and more women are pumping serious iron at the gym these days. We explore the sexual benefits and drawbacks of being a female weightlifter. Some women hit the gym to lose a few pounds, while others lift...