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Lo and Behold
Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the...
Politics
Democracy vs. Hypocrisy
Republicans learn the hard way (again) that voters like freedom, rights and, yes, democracy… “These unnecessary off-cycle elections aren’t good for taxpayers, election officials or the...
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Dita Von Teese: The Femme Totale
For over 30 years, burlesque icon Dita Von Teese has dazzled us with her showmanship and pinup perfection. Now the celebrated author, performer, entrepreneur and goddess graces...
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DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback
After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an...
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For Adults Only: Hardcore Animated Porn
Welcome to the world of hardcore animated content. Welcome to Adult Time, a premier platform for high-quality, hot-as-fuck series and films—Hentai Sex School and F.U.T.A. Sentai...
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A Cherry-Poppin’ Good Time
Some of our favorite XXX performers share their stories about how they lost their virginity. We all remember our first time having sex. The thrill of finally “doing the deed” is...
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Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff
Hey, it’s National Mother-in-Law Day, and while it’s common to have tense relations with your spouse’s mom, that doesn’t have to be the case—in fact, the bond can be...
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3
What’s not to love about nipples? Sensitive pleasure points, providers of sustenance, beacons of boner-inducing delight. Puffy, pointy, small, large—we celebrate the entire nipple...
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Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!
Ah, blowjobs—one of the truly great joys in life. Also high up there on the list of things that bring abundant happiness? A good laugh! So why not combine the two, and really...
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How Bad Do You Want Her?
Exploring the allure—and perils—of love and sex with a bad girl. Every sad sack who’s been left holding a dozen roses as his girl gets swept away on the back of a Harley by some long-haired...
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GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs
The reigning kings of monster metal are back with a new tour and a revisitation of their concert special Scumdogs XXX Live. Nobody does gore-packed horror-rock quite like the...
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Goth Girls A-Go-Go
With Halloween nearly upon us, we get deliciously dark with some of XXX’s sexiest, spookiest beauties. October is typically considered a harbinger of all things spooky, dark and even the macabre—but...
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Horny for Bookworms
Looking to increase your chances of getting laid? Never mind the nightclub or the gym; try hitting up the library instead. Although singles often mingle down at their neighborhood watering holes in pursuit of...
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 6
Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties! Vinna Reed...
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Busty Blond Babes: Hardcore Edition 2
Blond hair, big tits and banging sex—is there a better combination in the history of mankind? We didn’t think so! What are you waiting for? Dive into our latest collection...
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6
Whew; we somehow made it through another week, and you know what that means—it’s time for Happy Hour! Wait, did we say Happy Hour? We meant Hilarious Hour! Belly up to the bar...
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Bustin’ a Butt
Join us as we take a deep, probing look into the world of anal orgasms. Women love having leg-quaking orgasms, but what some don’t realize is those sexual spasms could be a lot more intense if they did anal....
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The Dandy Warhols Still Rule
Three decades in and still going strong, Portland, Oregon’s alt-rock explorers The Dandy Warhols are hitting the road on the heels of a scorching new single. Band frontman Courtney...
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Balls: Handle With Care!
Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts. Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult...
