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Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’ Vol. 3
Break out your pencil, class is in session! We’re back with another collection of beauties who have devoted themselves to boning up at the School of Hard Cocks. Education has...
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Here Comes the Bride?
No, wedding-night sex isn’t always as mind-blowing as it’s made out to be—if it even happens at all. And no, that’s nothing to worry about. Weddings are a special (some would even...
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Facial Recognition
Is coating your partner’s face in gonad goop bad sexual manners, or a loving tribute after a good, satisfying fuck? We get to the bottom of this sticky debate. Watch enough skin flicks, and you start to...
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Cobra Spell: 666 and S.E.X.
In a world of overproduced pop and autotuned rap, Cobra Spell stands out like a face tattoo in church. Composed of five hard-rocking ladies—Sonia Anubis on guitar, Kristina...
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Fat Mike: Punk Rock Historian
The NOFX frontman on the impending breakup of his band, his new classical (!!!) album and his recently opened Punk Rock Museum. Fat Mike is a punk to the core. For four decades, he’s been...
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Sex in the Stars?
Can astrology really help you find the ideal porking partner, or is it all just a stellar load of bullshit? Astrology—what a bunch of crap. To me, it’s a heaping load of jibber jabber that people use as an...
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Friday Funnies: Shop Till You Pop
It’s Black Friday—that annual post-Thanksgiving ritual when Americans everywhere flock to the shops and malls in a frenzied quest to score bargains and finish their holiday...
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Getting Your Groove Back
Feel like your sex drive has been stuck in neutral lately? Fear not, we have some crucial advice on how to get back on the road to sexual vitality. There are a plethora of reasons why your sex drive...
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Remembering Saya Song
It is with alarming frequency that we mark the passing of our friends and family in the adult entertainment industry, and it hurts our hearts more with each tragic loss. On September 4, beloved...
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Tales From the Clit: Violet Myers
We’re going to have to rename this series “Porn Stars & Rappers,” because they are horny for each other 24/7. In this month’s installment, fan favorite Violet Myers...
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Slay Belles
Eggnog, a roaring fire and babes who roast our chestnuts: These are the things that the holidays are made of. However or whatever you celebrate this time of year, we guarantee a holly, jolly good time in the...
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Use Me
If you’ve ever fantasized about being someone else’s obedient sex toy, your fetish has a name: “Free Use.” The fantasy of being used, sexually, by anyone at any time can be a rush; but like any kink,...
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Say My Name
If you’ve ever been lost in the throes of passion and caught yourself calling out the name of someone other than the person you’re with, don’t panic, because you are in very good company. Fantasizing...
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91 Criminal Felonies
Because the “character” of the President of the United States counts! Dear President Clinton: Character and family values count! (Impeach!) Dear Vice President Gore: You tried to steal a Presidential...
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Shane Gillis: Doggone Funny
You know Shane Gillis. Everyone knows Shane Gillis. His Live In Austin Show on YouTube has garnered over 15 million views (and counting), and his new Beautiful Dogs special is practically...
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Motorcycle Mamas: Badass Biker Babes
Let’s get ready to ride! HUSTLER interviews six badass XXX babes who love their bikes. Rocking leather and even lingerie, this group of motorcycle mamas live to hit the road,...
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Camping Sex: It’s Fucking in Tents!
Fall is that time of year when people all across the United States who’ve been beaten down by the apocalyptic heat of the sweltering summer heat finally get some relief and...
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Give ThanXXX
With Thanksgiving quickly approaching, some of our favorite XXX performers share what they’re most grateful for this year. It’s that time of the year again; 2023 is winding down and it’s time to...
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Abella Danger
Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...
