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February 2023

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Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho! Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho! Vol. 2

Not feeling quite as jolly as you feel you should as Christmas prepares to come crashing down like a team of reindeer on your roof? Don’t worry, we have you covered, with this...
XXX-traterrestrials
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XXX-traterrestrials

In an out-of-this-world discussion, some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their thoughts about life on other planets. The universe is big. Okay, it’s REALLY big. Is it possible that there is...
Butt’s Happening! Part 7
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Butt’s Happening! Part 7

Now here’s a cause you’ll be happy to get behind! We’re hitting you with a parade of amazing asses, beautiful butts and captivating cabooses, courtesy of some of HUSTLER’s finest Honeys. Go...
She’s Got You Pegged
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She’s Got You Pegged

Are you reluctant to let your woman don a strap-on and ride your rump? You’re not alone. We explore the ins, outs, ups and downs of pegging. Strike up a conversation with the sullen geezer at the bar and...
Santa’s Little Humpers
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Santa’s Little Humpers

The holidays are a magical time of year, and thanks to these amazing XXX stars, joy isn’t the only thing we’re filled with! What goes into shooting holiday themed content? I had the pleasure of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rihanna Rimes
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rihanna Rimes

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Rihanna Rimes, a...
Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Vol. 4
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Saturday Special: Pretty in Pink Vol. 4

Pink—it’s the most sensuous color and, in fact, the color that HUSTLER was built on! With that in mind, it’s only right and natural that we should celebrate red-hot Honeys...
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You, Me & 2023

Should auld acquaintance be forgot… Yup, another trip around the sun, and you’re still alive. Give yourself a pat on the back! But just because we’re in survival mode these days doesn’t mean we can’t...
Battle of the Biopics
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Battle of the Biopics

Ladies, gentlemen and nonbinary folk, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen: Rocco...
Photo by MOVIESTORE COLLECTION LTD/ALAMY
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Dead Sexy

You know what we don’t spend enough time discussing? Celebrities who have sex with ghosts. Last summer Buzzfeed blessed us with a spooky listicle of A-listers who claim to have experienced spectral...
Vibrategate
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Vibrategate

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and it threatens to unravel the very fabric of society. Vibrating anal beads, once a harmless sex toy, are at the epicenter of multiple scandals involving extremely...
Pillow Hacks
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Pillow Hacks

If you thought pillows were just for sleep and occasionally smothering your enemies, then boy, do we have some fun news for you about this multifaceted bedroom staple/murder weapon. Doctors at a private...
Photo by Ivy Augustine
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Emojis For Dummies

Full disclosure: The HUSTLER editorial team skews Millennials and older. And as much as we try to stay on top of current trends, we must admit that this latest revelation was a tough pill to swallow: The...
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Truth Has Been Politicized

The former President and America’s right wing benefit more than ever from our corporate media pulling punches. In early August 2022, federal law enforcement officials executed a search...
Trust Women: The Fight for Reproductive Rights in America
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Trust Women: The Fight for Reproductive Rights in America

We knew it was coming. Early last May, a draft of the Supreme Court’s opinion revisiting Roe v. Wade was leaked, signaling that federal protection...
24 Hours: Diary of a Sex Worker 2
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24 Hours: Diary of a Sex Worker 2

Room service, pony play, sexting, porn, glory holes and gangbangs—it’s all in a day’s work for these industrious adult entertainers. From the makers of “Diary of a Sex...
Well-Heeled Honeys
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Well-Heeled Honeys

Nothing spikes our interest quite like a girl in stilettos. High, high heels lengthen shapely stems till they seem impossibly long. Those inches lift a beauty’s buttocks so delightfully. Heels add stature...
Crystal Ball(s)
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Crystal Ball(s)

All right, 2023, let’s get this over with: Tell us to hold your beer so you can go fuck things up even more than they are now. We’ll wait. War in Ukraine, Kanye vs. Jews, Queen kicks the...
Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 3

Join us for a stroll down the aisle—we’re taking a vow to give you a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon archives. These matrimony-themed jokes will be there...
Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned
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Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned

The artist behind the groundbreaking Faust comic book series discusses his inspirations, how he got his boundary-pushing creation off the ground and what he thinks of extreme imagery in...
Photo courtesy of Riki Rachtman
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Riki Rachtman: One Foot in the Gutter

The former Headbangers Ball host talks Sunset Strip debauchery, the legend of The Cathouse and his new one-man show. No one had a better front row seat to the boom and eventual...