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Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition
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Guilty Pleasures: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers reveal the surprising movies, TV shows, music and food they indulge in. We all have things we watch, listen to and gobble up that bring us...
Image: Brain light / Alamy Stock Photo
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Separation Anxiety

So you’ve decided to reunite with your ex—that’s great! Beware, though; asking questions about your partner’s sex life while you were apart can be an emotional minefield. Breaking up is...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Kiara Cole

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Kiara Cole, a fair-haired beauty from...
Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5
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Saturday Special: Diving in Deep 5

Oh, yes; summer is officially here, and you know what that means—time for a nice, refreshing dip in the pool.  And you know what makes some pool time even more...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 6
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 6

Hey mister, looking for a good time? Then today’s your lucky day, because we’re taking a deep dive into HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons to serve up...
In Too Deep
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In Too Deep

Sure, with summer upon us, the idea of a poke in the pool or the pond might sound tempting, but beware—there are many perils to underwater sex. Summer means different things to different people. For some,...
Hump-Day Special: Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 6
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Hump-Day Special: Three Cheers for Blowjobs! Vol. 6

Ah, blowjobs—is there anything better than kicking back and letting a hot girl work her mouth magic on you? Is there a more sublime feeling than a pair of...
XXX Bikini Babes
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XXX Bikini Babes

Summer’s here, and the time is right…for celebrating hot babes in skimpy swimsuits! Join us as some of our favorite adult-industry vixens extol the virtues of tiny bikinis. There are a few surefire...
Speed-Fucking
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Speed-Fucking

On your mark… get set… screw! Sure, a marathon sex session is nice, but sometimes—for a variety of reasons—you just want to get across the finish line as quickly as possible. There are times...
Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies 3
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Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies 3

It’s Father’s Day again and, while neckties and cologne are fine and all, may we offer you the gift of laughter? We  combed through HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious...
Saturday Special: Busty Blond Babes 8
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Saturday Special: Busty Blond Babes 8

Light hair and heavy hooters—is there a better combination? You’d be hard-pressed to find one, for sure. And speaking of hard, prepare yourself for a crotch-stiffening good...
Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 4
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Friday Funnies: Workin’ It Vol. 4

Feel like it’s been all work and no play lately? How about if we combine work and play for a hilarious day on the job, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious...
Doing Them Dirty
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Doing Them Dirty

Because sometimes sex is messy. Filthily, disgustingly, gloriously messy. I was working at this chicken restaurant across the street from my house back in high school when I met this girl who was also working...
A Celebration of Pride
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A Celebration of Pride

June is not only a harbinger of summer, it is also Pride Month! I had the absolute honor and pleasure of interviewing several LGBTQIA+ sex workers from numerous facets of the adult industry to share...
Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!
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Keep Your Shirt On? No Thanks!

With another summer upon us, a troubling question once again raises its head. Namely, why is public female toplessness still so discouraged in America? We explore the ongoing battle to free...
XXX Musical Mavens
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XXX Musical Mavens

These beautiful babes’ talents aren’t limited to their onscreen sexual escapades—they also have some pretty thrilling skills when it comes to making music. You know these amazing sex workers for...
Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 3
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Sunday Funday: Girls on Girls 3

It’s Sunday, which is traditionally a day of rest, but we’re here to help you get your heart rate up and work up a sweat with a scorching-hot collection of HUSTLER Honeys...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessica Ryan
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessica Ryan

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re celebrating the beauty, charm and spirit of Jessica Ryan, a...
Friday Funnies: Just Beachy Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Just Beachy Vol. 2

Summer’s finally here again, and you know what that means—time to hit the beach! And while there’s always plenty of fun to be had among the sun and sand, we’re bringing an...
Image: Oksana Krasiuk / Alamy Stock Photo
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Penciling in the Porking

Sure, everyone loves the idea of a spontaneous boning session, but in these modern, hectic times, scheduled sex isn’t just an enjoyable alternative—it just might be a necessity. In the minds...
Photo by Stuart Ling
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Mike Peters: A Great Leap Forward

The lead singer and main songwriter for The Alarm emerges from a leukemia battle with a new album, Forwards. Mike Peters has never had time to look back. As the lead singer and...