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Hair Apparent
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Hair Apparent

Looking to put yourself in a hairy situation? Get tangled up in the hirsute charms of these fabulously furry beauties. There is no right or wrong way when it comes to body hair. However, we need to have a...
Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 9
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Hump-Day Special: Lingerie Lovedolls Vol. 9

Hot chicks in skimpy lingerie—there’s nothing better, except for when those hot chicks strip off that lingerie and show off the goods underneath! With that...
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That Cheating Bastard!

Suspect that your partner is stepping out on you? The bad news is, you might be right. The worse news? Your suspicion itself could be destroying your relationship. In a relationship, there can be...
Meet & Greet Manners: A Guide for Fans and Performers
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Meet & Greet Manners: A Guide for Fans and Performers

Some of our favorite XXX performers explain how to make the most of your face time with them. Once upon a time in porn days of yore, it was a tall order to...
More Ball Droppings: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots
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More Ball Droppings: Another New Year’s Parade of Pop Shots

A new year is upon us—and let’s hope like hell that it’s better than the last couple of trips around the sun.  To get things started off...
Friday Funnies: Garden-Variety Humor
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Friday Funnies: Garden-Variety Humor

Getting cast out of paradise—it’s no laughing matter, is it? Or wait; maybe it is!  Join us on a trip to the Garden of Eden as we yuk it up with some very tempting humor...
Boning Up: The Missy Martinez Guide to Anal Sex
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Boning Up: The Missy Martinez Guide to Anal Sex

If you’re in the dark about buttholes and how to please them, fear not—Missy Martinez is here to take your hand and lead you up the ol’ dirt road. Anal:...
Mindfulness: The Secret to Mindblowing Sex
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Mindfulness: The Secret to Mindblowing Sex

Looking for a better bang? Get your head in the game! There’s nothing sexier than getting your freak on and, when you’re about to come, your lover checks...
New Year’s Sex-olutions
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New Year’s Sex-olutions

Some of our favorite adult performers share their sexy goals for the coming year. Later, 2021—here’s to a hotter 2022! It’s pretty much a wrap for 2021, folks (and thank God for that)! This...
Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!
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Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

The weather outside might be frightful, but these babes are quite delightful! Feeling the winter chill? Warm yourself up and enjoy some shivers of pleasure with this tantalizing...
Saturday Special: The Gift of Beaver
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Saturday Special: The Gift of Beaver

It’s Christmas Day and chances are, after opening all of the packages under your tree, there’s still one present that you haven’t received—a nice, warm pussy to cuddle up...
Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Friday Funnies: Ho, Ho, Ho!

’Tis the day before Christmas, and we’re willing to bet/You could use all the laughs you can possibly get! So go ahead, forget the holiday stress for a bit and yuk it up with these...
The Best She’s Ever Had?
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The Best She’s Ever Had?

Yes, you’d like to believe that you’re better than all of the other guys your woman has banged. No, you probably aren’t. Here’s how to get past your ego and on to a more...
Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part III
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Hump-Day Special: Asses High, Part III

Get ready for a booty-ful experience; we’re bringing up the rear once again with another mouthwatering collection of HUSTLER’s cheekiest Honeys! Go ahead, bottom out! Cherry...
Santa, Baby!
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Santa, Baby!

Some of our favorite performers tell us what they want for XXX-mas. XXX performers are definitely on the “naughty list” (but in the best way possible)! These amazing actresses are no strangers to getting...
Handjobs for Health!
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Handjobs for Health!

Readers of Bits & Pieces (we know you’re out there, people who buy HUSTLER for the “articles”) know how much we love self-love in all its forms. It’s a great stress-buster, helps you sleep,...
Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming
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Fahrenheit 451: Wyoming

No one loved a book bonfire quite like the Nazis. Of course, that was 80 years ago in Germany. Closer to home, in present day Wyoming, fascism is alive and well in Cheyenne’s libraries. As reported...
Five-Knuckle Virtuosos
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Five-Knuckle Virtuosos

How do they do it? The speed, the precision, the swagger—what is the secret to lightning-fast shredding? Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge knows a thing or two about face-melting guitar solos, and he...
The Future of Strip Clubs
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The Future of Strip Clubs

Look, let’s face it: Strip clubs may never be the same again. COVID is not going away any time soon, too many people are resistant to vaccines (as in stupid, not physiologically), and to be honest,...
Cops, Lies & Videotape
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Cops, Lies & Videotape

Corporate media parroted police propaganda to falsely blame reformers for 2020’s unprecedented homicide spike. It’s grotesquely fitting that a failed presidency, inaugurated on the promise...
The Best of Simulated Sex
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The Best of Simulated Sex

Simultaneous orgasms. No discussion of contraception. Bras that never come off. When tasked with depicting erotic congress in film and on TV, the entertainment industrial complex shows us how little...