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Mother’s Milk
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Mother’s Milk

Breasts…they’re the best. And we’ll take any opportunity to celebrate them in all of their engorged glory. So if you tell us that August 1 to 7 is World Breastfeeding Week, then pour us a warm glass of...
Fighting Dirty
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Fighting Dirty

Yes, spoilers should be punishable by slow death, but if you haven’t seen Everything Everywhere All at Once yet, then this isn’t your lucky day, friend-o. Because we’re going to talk about one of the...
Lights, Camera, Kink!
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Lights, Camera, Kink!

Reportedly, Angelina Jolie gets off on knife play, Ricky Martin enjoys golden showers, and Heidi Klum is into role-play! Shocking? Not really. The thing about fetishes is that you either have them or...
Sock It to Me
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Sock It to Me

If, like 30 Rock’s Liz Lemon, you harbor a “disgusting foot secret,” then boy, do we have some good news for you! No, it’s not a miracle ointment, but rather a sound argument for not taking off your...
The Ballad of Leisure Suit Larry
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The Ballad of Leisure Suit Larry

Lumberjack lovers and adult gamers, unite! Logjam, the extremely NSFW indie release from developer Robert Yang, is a queer country bear jamboree, and we are here for every sweaty...
Precinct by Precinct: A Plan to Save Democracy
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Precinct by Precinct: A Plan to Save Democracy

The 2022 midterm elections might well be the most critical in all of U.S. history. Every House seat and 34 Senate seats are up for grabs. At stake are the...
Secret Cinema
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Secret Cinema

Does porn make good directors great? How else do you explain the fact that so many of our favorite films, helmed by our favorite creative visionaries, were preceded by sexy smut and X-rated exploitation?...
The Top 5%: OnlyFans Superstars
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The Top 5%: OnlyFans Superstars

OnlyFans has taken the world by storm. Droves of adult stars have made profiles in recent years and posted XXX content. Their fans are flooded with amazing, nasty, downright hot...
The Casting Couch
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The Casting Couch

Margot Robbie, Rhea Perlman, Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, Kate McKinnon—is anyone not appearing in Barbie?! This casting director needs to cool it with the nootropics. With all of these marquee names being...
Totally Lubed Massage Sex
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Totally Lubed Massage Sex

Fan favorites Kenzie Taylor, Tiffany Watson, Kayley Gunner and Paisley Porter demonstrate the art of massage sex. Well, perhaps not quite art. It’s more like they show off ample shiny slick butts...
Busty Beauties
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Busty Beauties

It’s been seven long years since we last brought you a collection of carefully curated tatas. And in those years HUSTLER has featured so many exceptionally beautiful models with exceptionally heavy...
Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes The Judge! Vol. 2

Everyone is entitled to their day in court, and lucky you—today’s your turn to face the judge! Fortunately, the only thing you’re being sentenced to is a...
Pinned-Down Pin Ups
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Pinned-Down Pin Ups

Like wrestling? Love hot babes? Today’s your lucky day, because these tough-as-nails beauties put the “ass” in “wrassling.” Piledriver. Powerbomb. Chokeslam. Backbreaker....
Sex Drive 3: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic
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Sex Drive 3: Hot HUSTLER Honeys Get Auto-Erotic

Hot chicks and hot cars—is there really any better combination? Yeah, we thought not. So climb behind the wheel with us for a wild trip with some of...
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No Justice, No Pussy?

With the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, some women have threatened to launch a sex strike in retaliation. Could it really happen, and is the path to reproductive freedom really paved with...
Connie Perignon’s Guide to Taiwan
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Connie Perignon’s Guide to Taiwan

Curious about the attractions and traditions of Taiwan? So were we. Luckily, escort/adult performer Connie Perignon agreed to be our tour guide to her homeland. Take notes! One of...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Jenna Foxx
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Jenna Foxx

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we celebrate Honeys so awesome, we’ve featured them no less than three times!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on...
HUSTLER’s Cowgirl Honeys
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HUSTLER’s Cowgirl Honeys

It’s the National Day of the Cowboy—and while cowboys are great and all, aren’t cowgirls even more awesome? Of course they are! So let’s saddle up and ride with some of HUSTLER’s hottest...
Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Dogging It Vol. 3

We’re well into the dog days of summer—and what better way to beat the heat than with a few good laughs?  With that in mind, enjoy a few canine-centric chuckles courtesy...
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Shacking Up: A Survival Guide

Deciding to cohabitate with your partner is a big move in more ways than one. Here are some essential tips on creating a home, sweet home together. The prospect of moving in with a partner...
Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part 5
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Hump-Day Special: Butt’s Happening! Part 5

We hope you don’t mind us butting in, but it’s time for another mouthwatering collection of tantalizing tushies, rousing rear ends and amazing asses,...