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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate
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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate

Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt...
Scarred and Sexy
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Scarred and Sexy

We go more than skin-deep with a collection of XXX performers about injuries that left a mark. Our bodies are so strong, and yet so fragile at the same time. We can survive so much, but sometimes we’re left...
Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 3
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Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 3

Dark-haired girls with lush crotch-curls: It’s time to put ourselves in yet another wonderfully hairy situation, courtesy of these beautiful XXX babes who...
HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Kiarra Kai
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Kiarra Kai

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...
Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 3

Are you ready to laugh your way to kingdom come? We hope so, because we’re about to take you to the promised land with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of...
Porn Star Productions
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Porn Star Productions

Not content to let someone else control their output, these enterprising XXX performers have seized the means of production to create seriously sexy content on their own terms. The world of adult...
Sex on the Side
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Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed...
Danko Jones: The Man, the Band
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Danko Jones: The Man, the Band

The veteran Canadian rocker opens up about power trios, the sounds in his head and his group’s epic new album, Electric Sounds. Danko Jones is a man. Danko Jones is also a band. For...
Photo: Tuomas Lehtinen / Alamy Stock Photo
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Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The...
Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2
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Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2

Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking,...
Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4

Fair-haired beauties stripping down and getting off with each other—is there anything better? We think not! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of blonde-on-blonde action. Enjoy! Kiara...
Friday Funnies: Bear With Us
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Friday Funnies: Bear With Us

In the mood for some grizzly humor? You’re in luck, because we’re bringing you some laughs of the ursine variety, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous cartoons. Prepare...
Fuck-Buddy Finesse
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Fuck-Buddy Finesse

Navigating a friends-with-benefits relationship can be tricky, but play your cards right and you could find yourself balls-deep in commitment-free fucking. Listen closely to what’s going on outside at this...
Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful
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Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful

When it comes to making a bold impression, these close-cropped beauties are on the razor’s edge of eroticism. It takes guts and confidence to be an adult entertainer. It also requires those...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Numi Zarah
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Numi Zarah

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Numi Zarah, an exotic stunner from...
Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 4
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Saturday Special: Sole Sisters Vol. 4

Foot fanatics, rejoice! We’re back with another collection of HUSTLER Honeys showing off their pretty peds, tantalizing tootsies and sexy soles. Enjoy the fancy footwork!...
Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 7
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Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked Vol. 7

Hey, mister, looking for a good time? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re hitting the street for a hilarious look at the world’s oldest profession, courtesy of...
Image: YAY Media AS / Alamy Stock Vector
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Hey, Jealousy—Get Lost!

Essential tips for preventing the green-eyed monster from taking over your relationship. When it comes to jealousy in relationships, most folks are either ashamed to admit to being affected by it, or...
Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3
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Hump-Day Special: Lickety Split Vol. 3

Got a hankering for some snatch-lapping action? You’re in luck, because the Coochie Cafe is open, and pussy is definitely on the menu. Open wide, because these beauties...
Want to Play With My Toys?
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Want to Play With My Toys?

Why you should stop worrying and learn to love your woman’s sex toy collection. It’s no secret by now that men often feel threatened by a woman’s sex toys. They see them as some...
Photos By Rickey Morgan II
Bits & Pieces

Stripper Karaoke

June’s unseasonably cool, cloudy weather was perfect for hauling a stripper pole through the streets of Burbank. After a year of picketing Star Garden, Equity Strippers NoHo knew the power of the ol’...