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Bits & Pieces

Dark Angel

Remember Ossuary Angel from the May 2022 issue (“Chills ’n’ Thrills”)? The flesh-eating vampire of your dreams (Vania, 2019) is back and bloodier than ever in A Corpse for Christmas (Blood Sick...
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Skimming the Surface

By no means are we trying to cramp your style, but have you considered worshiping ass as a gateway to anal sex? Hear us out: A 2022 survey reveals how, when it comes to butt play, 40% of women prefer the...
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Foxy in Flannel

Like jumping into a pile of leaves or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, nothing says autumn like the return of flannel shirts to your daily rotation. Rugged, fuzzy and oh, so comfy, a good flannel is like a hug...
Five Questions for a Fluffer
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Five Questions for a Fluffer

You may think fluffers in porn went the way of the dinosaurs, and you would be wrong. Dead wrong. These unsung heroes of the adult entertainment industrial complex are alive and well, doing...
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Dungeon Monitors

It’s not exactly the kind of job your high school guidance counselor recommends, but who cares what a guidance counselor thinks? Suffice it to say, if kink is your calling and safety your mantra, then you...
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Lo and Behold

Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the...
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Politics

Democracy vs. Hypocrisy

Republicans learn the hard way (again) that voters like freedom, rights and, yes, democracy… “These unnecessary off-cycle elections aren’t good for taxpayers, election officials or the...
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Dita Von Teese: The Femme Totale

For over 30 years, burlesque icon Dita Von Teese has dazzled us with her showmanship and pinup perfection. Now the celebrated author, performer, entrepreneur and goddess graces...
DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback
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DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback

After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an...
For Adults Only: Hardcore Animated Porn
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For Adults Only: Hardcore Animated Porn

Welcome to the world of hardcore animated content. Welcome to Adult Time, a premier platform for high-quality, hot-as-fuck series and films—Hentai Sex School and F.U.T.A. Sentai...
A Cherry-Poppin’ Good Time
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A Cherry-Poppin’ Good Time

Some of our favorite XXX performers share their stories about how they lost their virginity. We all remember our first time having sex. The thrill of finally “doing the deed” is...
Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff
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Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff

Hey, it’s National Mother-in-Law Day, and while it’s common to have tense relations with your spouse’s mom, that doesn’t have to be the case—in fact, the bond can be...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3

What’s not to love about nipples? Sensitive pleasure points, providers of sustenance, beacons of boner-inducing delight. Puffy, pointy, small, large—we celebrate the entire nipple...
Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!
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Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!

Ah, blowjobs—one of the truly great joys in life. Also high up there on the list of things that bring abundant happiness? A good laugh! So why not combine the two, and really...
How Bad Do You Want Her?
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How Bad Do You Want Her?

Exploring the allure—and perils—of love and sex with a bad girl. Every sad sack who’s been left holding a dozen roses as his girl gets swept away on the back of a Harley by some long-haired...
GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs
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GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs

The reigning kings of monster metal are back with a new tour and a revisitation of their concert special Scumdogs XXX Live. Nobody does gore-packed horror-rock quite like the...
Goth Girls A-Go-Go
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Goth Girls A-Go-Go

With Halloween nearly upon us, we get deliciously dark with some of XXX’s sexiest, spookiest beauties. October is typically considered a harbinger of all things spooky, dark and even the macabre—but...
Horny for Bookworms
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Horny for Bookworms

Looking to increase your chances of getting laid? Never mind the nightclub or the gym; try hitting up the library instead. Although singles often mingle down at their neighborhood watering holes in pursuit of...
Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 6
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 6

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties! Vinna Reed...
Busty Blond Babes: Hardcore Edition 2
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Busty Blond Babes: Hardcore Edition 2

Blond hair, big tits and banging sex—is there a better combination in the history of mankind? We didn’t think so! What are you waiting for? Dive into our latest collection...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6

Whew; we somehow made it through another week, and you know what that means—it’s time for Happy Hour! Wait, did we say Happy Hour? We meant Hilarious Hour! Belly up to the bar...