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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6

Whew; we somehow made it through another week, and you know what that means—it’s time for Happy Hour! Wait, did we say Happy Hour? We meant Hilarious Hour! Belly up to the bar...
Bustin’ a Butt
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Bustin’ a Butt

Join us as we take a deep, probing look into the world of anal orgasms. Women love having leg-quaking orgasms, but what some don’t realize is those sexual spasms could be a lot more intense if they did anal....
The Dandy Warhols Still Rule
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The Dandy Warhols Still Rule

Three decades in and still going strong, Portland, Oregon’s alt-rock explorers The Dandy Warhols are hitting the road on the heels of a scorching new single. Band frontman Courtney...
Balls: Handle With Care!
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Balls: Handle With Care!

Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts. Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult...
Outside the BoXXX
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Outside the BoXXX

Some XXX performers don’t fit into the standard porn categories—which can create a hurdle when it comes to making an impression in the adult-entertainment industry. Porn is typically broken down into...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Dimonica Rose
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Dimonica Rose

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Dimonica Rose, a classic...
Saturday Special: Asses High Part 7
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Saturday Special: Asses High Part 7

Stick your sexy derriere in the air, and flaunt it like you just don’t care! We’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys going ass-up for your...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER Vol. 3

There are few joys and comforts greater than curling up in bed with a good read—especially when the reading material is HUSTLER! So go ahead and get under...
Comic Strip Teases
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Comic Strip Teases

From ass-eating goblins to sea creatures in a struggling relationship, we peek into the twisted minds of some of the most outrageous (and talented) webcomic artists working today. The internet is pretty much a...
Dirty Dying Wishes
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Dirty Dying Wishes

If your terminally ill partner’s final request involves boning someone else, are you obligated to honor it? There have been a couple of stories circulating on the internet recently about monogamous...
Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey
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Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey

Get ready for a mouthwatering treat, because Miss Whitney Morgan is about to give us a tour through some of the Sunshine State’s sweetest spots. Step aside,...
Imaginary Lovers
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Imaginary Lovers

Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in...
Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 15
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Sunday Funday: Lingerie Lovedolls 15

If you’re like most guys, we know—fashion shows probably aren’t your thing. What if we were to tell you that this fashion show is filled with hot HUSTLER Honeys showing off...
Saturday Special: Blue-Eyed Beauties
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Saturday Special: Blue-Eyed Beauties

It’s been said that, where blue eyes are shining, sadness cannot exist and, judging from the collection of stunning HUSTLER Honeys below, we’re inclined to agree. Sure, pink...
Friday Funnies: What a Card!
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Friday Funnies: What a Card!

Had a tough week? Feel like life hasn’t dealt you a good hand and that the chips are down? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re dealing you in for a hilarious time with a collection of...
When XXX Worlds Collide
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When XXX Worlds Collide

What happens when the coworkers and bosses at your day job find out that you moonlight in porn? Read on, the answers might surprise you… The workplace can be stressful and provides an array of...
The Neighborly Lay
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The Neighborly Lay

Weighing the pros and cons of boning the fucker next door. “Love your neighbor…” — Leviticus 19:18 “Be careful what you wish for…” — Aesop Aside from that annual proctology exam or Pap smear,...
Then and Now: XXX Edition
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Then and Now: XXX Edition

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers share their stories of how they’ve evolved while in the skin biz. In any line of work, people grow, become more experienced and even change...
The Couple That Strokes Together…
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The Couple That Strokes Together…

Getting in touch with the many relationship benefits of mutual masturbation. There are loads of couples in committed relationships right now silently sitting in their respective...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Aubree Valentine
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Aubree Valentine

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Aubree Valentine, a...
HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Jane Wilde
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Jane Wilde

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...