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Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff
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Sunday Funday: Mother-in-Law Muff

Hey, it’s National Mother-in-Law Day, and while it’s common to have tense relations with your spouse’s mom, that doesn’t have to be the case—in fact, the bond can be...
Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3
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Hooray for Nipples! Vol. 3

What’s not to love about nipples? Sensitive pleasure points, providers of sustenance, beacons of boner-inducing delight. Puffy, pointy, small, large—we celebrate the entire nipple...
Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!
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Friday Funnies: These Jokes Suck!

Ah, blowjobs—one of the truly great joys in life. Also high up there on the list of things that bring abundant happiness? A good laugh! So why not combine the two, and really...
How Bad Do You Want Her?
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How Bad Do You Want Her?

Exploring the allure—and perils—of love and sex with a bad girl. Every sad sack who’s been left holding a dozen roses as his girl gets swept away on the back of a Harley by some long-haired...
GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs
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GWAR: Return of the Scumdogs

The reigning kings of monster metal are back with a new tour and a revisitation of their concert special Scumdogs XXX Live. Nobody does gore-packed horror-rock quite like the...
Goth Girls A-Go-Go
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Goth Girls A-Go-Go

With Halloween nearly upon us, we get deliciously dark with some of XXX’s sexiest, spookiest beauties. October is typically considered a harbinger of all things spooky, dark and even the macabre—but...
Horny for Bookworms
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Horny for Bookworms

Looking to increase your chances of getting laid? Never mind the nightclub or the gym; try hitting up the library instead. Although singles often mingle down at their neighborhood watering holes in pursuit of...
Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 6
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Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 6

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties! Vinna Reed...
Busty Blond Babes: Hardcore Edition 2
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Busty Blond Babes: Hardcore Edition 2

Blond hair, big tits and banging sex—is there a better combination in the history of mankind? We didn’t think so! What are you waiting for? Dive into our latest collection...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 6

Whew; we somehow made it through another week, and you know what that means—it’s time for Happy Hour! Wait, did we say Happy Hour? We meant Hilarious Hour! Belly up to the bar...
Bustin’ a Butt
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Bustin’ a Butt

Join us as we take a deep, probing look into the world of anal orgasms. Women love having leg-quaking orgasms, but what some don’t realize is those sexual spasms could be a lot more intense if they did anal....
The Dandy Warhols Still Rule
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The Dandy Warhols Still Rule

Three decades in and still going strong, Portland, Oregon’s alt-rock explorers The Dandy Warhols are hitting the road on the heels of a scorching new single. Band frontman Courtney...
Balls: Handle With Care!
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Balls: Handle With Care!

Ladies, take note; when you’re playing with a guy’s testicles, try not to go too nuts. Take a gander at any skin flick, and you might be shocked to see that a lot of the female adult...
Outside the BoXXX
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Outside the BoXXX

Some XXX performers don’t fit into the standard porn categories—which can create a hurdle when it comes to making an impression in the adult-entertainment industry. Porn is typically broken down into...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Dimonica Rose
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Dimonica Rose

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Dimonica Rose, a classic...
Saturday Special: Asses High Part 7
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Saturday Special: Asses High Part 7

Stick your sexy derriere in the air, and flaunt it like you just don’t care! We’re bringing up the rear once again with a collection of HUSTLER Honeys going ass-up for your...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER Vol. 3

There are few joys and comforts greater than curling up in bed with a good read—especially when the reading material is HUSTLER! So go ahead and get under...
Comic Strip Teases
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Comic Strip Teases

From ass-eating goblins to sea creatures in a struggling relationship, we peek into the twisted minds of some of the most outrageous (and talented) webcomic artists working today. The internet is pretty much a...
Dirty Dying Wishes
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Dirty Dying Wishes

If your terminally ill partner’s final request involves boning someone else, are you obligated to honor it? There have been a couple of stories circulating on the internet recently about monogamous...
Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey
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Miss Whitney’s Florida Food Odyssey

Get ready for a mouthwatering treat, because Miss Whitney Morgan is about to give us a tour through some of the Sunshine State’s sweetest spots. Step aside,...
Imaginary Lovers
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Imaginary Lovers

Yes, there’s a good chance that your partner has thought about a celebrity—or even a coworker—while the two of you had sex. Here’s why you shouldn’t let it mess with your head. Basking in...