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HUSTLER Classic: Royal Flesh
It’s good to be the queen—but it might be even better to gaze upon a royally ravishing babe in all her natural glory. Exhibit A: The June 2005 HUSTLER pictorial Natalia Cruze: All...
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Friday Funnies: Old Fucks Vol. 3
As the old saying goes, just because there’s snow on the roof doesn’t mean there isn’t a fire in the furnace. With that in mind, join us on a hilarious...
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Big Dick Blues
Regretting the fact that you’re not hung like King Dong? You shouldn’t; sometimes packing a huge hog is more of a burden than a blessing. There is an unwavering source of consistent misery in...
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Foghat: The Slow Ride Continues
Founding member Roger Earl talks about the meaning of “Slow Ride,” what the hell a Foghat is and the band’s new album, Sonic Mojo. Roger Earl is a rock ’n’...
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Breakup Sex: The Pleasures & Pitfalls
Sure, you might be tempted to get in one last bang with your ex, but beware—there are plenty of reasons why you might want to think twice. It has been said that breaking up is...
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Nerdy & Flirty, Geeky & Freaky
From entomology to mathematics, some of our favorite XXX performers share their egghead obsessions. Oftentimes, we only get to see one side of our favorite performers and creators, yet...
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Sunday Funday: Bushy Blondes
Fair-haired beauties who let the locks flow, above and below—prepare yourself, dear reader, because we are about to put you in a delightfully hairy situation. Enjoy this collection of...
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HUSTLER Classic: Humpy Halloween
The spooky season is in full effect, and with Halloween just days away, we have an installment of HUSTLER Classic for you that’s all treat, no trick! For this edition,...
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Friday Funnies: Laughs in Lockup 4
Are you ready for some captivating humor? We hope so, because we’re about to do some hard, hilarious time behind bars, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of outrageous...
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Good Kisser, Great Sex?
Can you really tell if someone will be a good lay by the way they lock lips? Pucker up, because we’re going deep in search of answers… “Excuse me while I kiss this guy…” Jimi...
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Inger Lorre: Bound for Gloryland
The former Nymphs singer discusses her painfully beautiful and long-awaited new solo album. You may not know Inger Lorre, but you’ve probably heard of her legend. In 1991, a...
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Dark Angel
Remember Ossuary Angel from the May 2022 issue (“Chills ’n’ Thrills”)? The flesh-eating vampire of your dreams (Vania, 2019) is back and bloodier than ever in A Corpse for Christmas (Blood Sick...
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Skimming the Surface
By no means are we trying to cramp your style, but have you considered worshiping ass as a gateway to anal sex? Hear us out: A 2022 survey reveals how, when it comes to butt play, 40% of women prefer the...
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Foxy in Flannel
Like jumping into a pile of leaves or carving a Thanksgiving turkey, nothing says autumn like the return of flannel shirts to your daily rotation. Rugged, fuzzy and oh, so comfy, a good flannel is like a hug...
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Five Questions for a Fluffer
You may think fluffers in porn went the way of the dinosaurs, and you would be wrong. Dead wrong. These unsung heroes of the adult entertainment industrial complex are alive and well, doing...
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Dungeon Monitors
It’s not exactly the kind of job your high school guidance counselor recommends, but who cares what a guidance counselor thinks? Suffice it to say, if kink is your calling and safety your mantra, then you...
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Lo and Behold
Teresa Lo is the shit. The beloved HUSTLER contributor of nine years and stellar stand-up comedian is one of our favorite people on the planet, no cap. Now, on top of running her own company and cohosting the...
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Democracy vs. Hypocrisy
Republicans learn the hard way (again) that voters like freedom, rights and, yes, democracy… “These unnecessary off-cycle elections aren’t good for taxpayers, election officials or the...
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Dita Von Teese: The Femme Totale
For over 30 years, burlesque icon Dita Von Teese has dazzled us with her showmanship and pinup perfection. Now the celebrated author, performer, entrepreneur and goddess graces...
