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Marie Me!

[Hanging at home.] HUSTLER: Do you watch your own scenes? ARIANA MARIE: Oh, yeah. I like watching myself. It’s more like I’m critiquing myself, but then at the same time I’m also getting off to it. Where should we eat? What’s today? Oh, it’s Sunday. Can’t get Chick-fil-A today. Guys tweet me, and they’re like,...