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Hel On Heels

“SHE DIPS HER TALON IN YOUR BRAIN AND STIRS THE CONTENTS IDLY, SMILES TO SEE YOUR AGONY, STOPS TO TRY THE TASTE OF PAIN. SAVOURING YOUR ESSENCE ON THOSE LIPS— THAT MOUTH AND YOU, LOST SOUL IN HEL YOU BEG HER TO BEGIN AGAIN TO DIP, TO STIR, TO TASTE AGAIN. YOU BEG TO BE...