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Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair up with, we have standards—ideally, we’d prefer that said partner comes with a gorgeous face and a brilliant mind. It doesn’t...

Birthday Delights

Adding extra pizzazz to this roundup is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in August. “Men get horny looking at naked women, and I love arousing them,” proclaimed Betzz, a XXX video vixen and former ballerina from Prague, Czechia. “Girls from my country are beautiful, sweet and skillful in the boudoir. That’s why men around...

Everything Butt

Celebrate the beauty of booty with HUSTLER. Ah, the wonder of round, full, firm butt cheeks. For the ass aficionado in all of us, we present our faves of the past several years—or some of them anyway. After debating derrieres for hours, the staff had the list narrowed down to 50, but could go no...