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Sad Sacks?

If you’re looking for happiness in a prescription bottle, bear in mind that antidepressant use can lead to a sorry situation in the bedroom. There comes a brief, shining moment in every human life when joy feels inevitable, the world makes sense and nothing seems poised to ruin it. Then we turn seven. From that...

Girls on Girls Vol. 7

No prick? No problem! These gals don’t need a guy to get off—they’re perfectly capable of taking matters (and each other) into their own hands. Speaking of hands, make sure to give these ladies one as they get down to some delightfully dirty girl-on-girl action.  Miela & Eileen Lexi Luna & Ava Sinclaire Kay Lovely...

Genuine Attraction

Looking to achieve true success in the dating arena? Drop the act and just be yourself. Dating sucks. Let’s just be absolutely clear about that. It’s like job hunting—there’s the initial messaging back and forth, the pre-screening of the candidate, the awkward first meeting and the grueling “interviews” that almost always end in disappointment. If...