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Eternal Life: Cryonics & the Science of Antiaging

A scientific revolution in antiaging and life extension is underway, and the focus is not only on retarding the aging process, but also on curing or reversing disabilities— regenerative medicine. Through cell therapy, tissue engineering and even bionics, real possibilities exist to extend life. For those currently dying of illness or disease, cryonics—or the preservation...

Resist: How to be an Effective Activist

If you are frustrated, depressed or angry at the ass-backward triumph of Trump, it’s time to get out of your funk by doing something. Signing another lame online petition before anaesthetizing with Netflix, Hulu or YouTube isn’t going to cut it. In the words of famed 20th-century activist and songwriter Joe Hill, “Don’t waste any...

Mass Shootings USA

MASS SHOOTINGS IN AMERICA HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE THAT IT’S ALMOST NEWS WHEN WE GO A WEEK WITHOUT ONE. THE SHOCK VALUE DECLINES WITH EACH NEW EPISODE IN THIS BLOODY MINISERIES—UNTIL THE RECORD FOR NUMBER OF DEAD IS BROKEN YET AGAIN.   In 2012 the shootings at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, Connecticut (27...