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One-Night Stands: The Disaster Stories

Sure, hooking up with a stranger for a night of casual groin-grinding sounds like a great idea—until you wake up in the morning with a head full of regret. Read on for some toe-curling cautionary tales. Anyone with a peter or pussy will undoubtedly have a few humiliating stories about disastrous one-night stands. Oh, sure,...
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In Praise of Missionary

Man-on-top sex is often dismissed as a dull, vanilla-sex antiquity, but don’t believe it—the missionary position is a fucking classic! Here’s how to get the biggest bang from it. Perhaps it is my Southern upbringing, but it always felt rude to bang a girl doggy-style on the first date. When it happens, though, I can’t...
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No Fucking Regrets

It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find themselves 20 years later disgusted, miserable and chock full of regret. Humans can get brainwashed...