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Getting Past Ghosting

Ending a relationship by disappearing without word or explanation has become a convenient—and common—practice in the age of online dating, but it can also be hurtful. Here’s how to make a clean break without vanishing into thin air. Using the word “ghost” in the context of dating is new(ish), but the action— cutting off contact...

Anal Sex: The Basics

Want to take a stroll up the old dirt road, but you’re not sure where to start? Don’t worry; we’re here to lead you on the path to butt-sex bliss. Sexual activities tend to come with varying degrees of difficulty—just think about the difference between an orgy and a blowjob. For lots of folks, anal...

Relationship Red and Green Flags

How to recognize the danger signs and good omens in a budding romance. Relationship deal-breakers tend to be personal and specific, based on past experiences and future dreams. If you want a big family and they can’t stand kids, that’s definitely a deal-breaker. So is, “I won’t date anyone with the same name as my...