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Dale Bozzio: Life Is So Strange

Nearly 40 years after finding stardom, the trend-setting Missing Persons singer (and former HUSTLER model) is still rocking, with a new album and autobiography on the way—and yes, at age 65, she’d still pose nude for us.    “Life is so strange…” So went the lyrics to “Destination Unknown” by the iconic 1980s New Wave band...

Steel Panther: Metal’s Gods of Pussy Are Coming Hard for You

In this time of the Me Too movement, over-sensitivity and excessive political correctness, Steel Panther still rock out with their cocks out. As they have for over two decades now. The Sunset Strip hair-metal foursome’s new CD, Heavy Metal Rules, is packed with filthy, funny, blistering hard-rock chestnuts with titles like “Always Gonna Be a Ho,”...

Chemtrails and Mind Control

They say you should not speak ill of the dead. But they, whoever they are, never met Bruce David. When the longtime Editorial Director of HUSTLER passed away in June 2016, messages flooded in from his former employees and coworkers, ranging from the obligatory “That’s sad” to “That’s good news!” to “He was an asshole,...