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The Vapors: Full Steam Ahead!

The band behind the hit “Turning Japanese” returns with a blistering new album, Wasp in a Jar.  “Turning Japanese” may or may not be the greatest song ever written about masturbation. It all depends on who you ask. During a stop on their recent U.S. tour, we asked The Vapors themselves. We caught up with...

Simon Wright: It’s a Hard Rock Life

The veteran drummer on his storied career working with AC/DC, Dio and other musical titans. Simon Wright’s résumé reads like a playlist of the greatest hard rock bands ever. The drummer has manned the skins for AC/DC, Dio, UFO, Geoff Tate’s Queensryche and more. We met up with the veteran stickman at the Hollywood Show...

Shelley Michelle: Body of Work

The world’s most famous body double on standing in for the stars in some of Hollywood’s most iconic films. You may not know her name or her face, but you have seen Shelley Michelle’s body of work in numerous TV shows and films. Literally. Most famously in Pretty Woman, where the platinum-blond bombshell served as...