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Cubbi Thompson: Revenge of the Nerd

She’s rated triple-X, but this geek-tastic adult performer is as nerdy as they come—and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Sexy. Smoldering. Sweater kittens for days. Porn star Cubbi Thompson is all these things and more—so much more. Whether she’s mastering her lightsaber technique or brushing up on spells, Cubbi is a sex goddess...

Millie Morgan: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

For this fan-banging XXX phenomenon, dirty talk is a love language and orgasms are a way of life. She may be a romantic at heart, but make no mistake: Millie Morgan is a certified sex machine.  A former high school mascot who likes her nipple play rough and missionary with lots of eye contact, Millie...

The Golden Age of Porn Is Now!

What a Time to Live Porn is awesome. Porn has always been awesome. But have you noticed lately how porn is really, really ridiculously awesome? From the nascent days of 16mm smut right up to 4K, adult-oriented media has captivated the imagination, aroused our desires and inspired ecstasy. But lately something truly Darwinian has been...