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HUSTLER Classic: The Wetter, the Better

With the hot summer months upon us, it’s more important than usual to stay well-hydrated. As a public service announcement, allow us to remind you of that importance with this soaking-wet blast from the past.  A splashy highlight from the July ’03 HUSTLER, “Austin & Bambi: Headbangers” didn’t do a lot to promote the concept...

HUSTLER Classic: Good Enough to Eat

Hey, remember eating out? It’s a pleasure that we all look forward to enjoying again after months of restaurants offering delivery and take-out only, if even that.  Speaking of eating out, here’s a little morsel that should get your appetite good and worked up.  Feast your eyes on “Heidi: Love Hungry,” from the August ’85...

HUSTLER Bikini Babe Blowout Vol. II

Yes. we know; the 4th of July is the big celebration this weekend. But July 5 has its own historical significance worth standing up and saluting. On this date in 1946, French clothing designer Louis Réard unleashed his new swimsuit design—dubbed the “bikini”—upon the world at a Paris swimsuit review. And thus a boner-inducing development...