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Sunday Funday: Dildo Darlings 9

No boners? No biggie! These babes don’t need a hard-on to get their fill of fun; they just crack open the toy chest and get to work with their favorite faux phalluses. Go ahead, enjoy! They certainly are… Amy Douxxx Nautica Abella Danger Romi Rain & Cherie DeVille Anny Aurora Hannah Harper Cadey Mercury Athena...

HUSTLER Classic: Stay Gold

As the old proverb says, all that glitters is not gold. A gleaming, pink pussy paired with a shiny, gilded dildo, however? That’s a combination that’s worth its weight in bullion.  Case in point: the classic September ’04 pictorial “Nautica: Goldmember.” Lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, the photo-spread featured an exotic beauty who understood just...

Friday Funnies: Clowning on Counseling Vol. 3

Marital discord isn’t funny—it’s hilarious! Don’t believe us? Join us in the marriage counselor’s office for a gut-busting look at relationships in distress, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast arsenal of hilarious cartoons! “I swear to God, if I ever treated my wife as an object, it was a small bus.” “In my professional opinion, a relationship...