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HUSTLER Classic: Taking a Sexy Stand

Usually, a woman with a lot of issues is something to avoid, but not this time.  In this edition of HUSTLER Classic we travel all the way back to the September ’79 issue of America’s Magazine for the Centerfold pictorial “Magic Wanda,” which featured bareass beauty Wanda showing off her goods at a newsstand, amid...

HUSTLER Classic: Nice Box, Babe

You know, we suspect this photo-set wouldn’t have quite the same impact had the model been getting down to her tunes via a streaming service on her phone. Sometimes technological miniaturization isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, kids! For today’s HUSTLER Classic we travel back to the August ’84 issue to the pictorial “Claudia:...

HUSTLER Classic: High-Class Ass

Meet Muffy, the perfect, boner-inducing embodiment of the era of preppies and yuppies. Ah, the ’80s—the era of preppies and yuppies, when flashy fashion, conspicuous consumption and flaunting one’s status defined our culture, following the funky, malaise-tainted, bell bottoms-clad 1970s.  And right there in the middle of what came to be known as the Greed...