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Color Us Aroused

If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered.  Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a few years ago, and have enjoyed renewed popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic as grown-ups have sought stress-relieving activities to pass the...

Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration

Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters.  It’s April 5, also known to die-hard Trekkies as First Contact Day. In Star Trek mythology, First Contact Day marks the Vulcans’ initial encounter with humans in, of all places, Bozeman, Montana, on April 5, 2063. The anniversary of...

Easter Funny

Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to not vote for the ‘moral values’ candidate!” “But in the future, the meek shall inherit a huge government deficit!” “You know we all love you, Jesus,...