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Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons! “Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”  “Richard, ask the question...

Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns surrounding it threw a sizable monkey wrench into the works. Sadly, COVID-19 led to the postponement of the photoshoot for this year’s winner, leaving readers waiting with bated breath. ...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Marica Hase

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Marica Hase, a XXX stunner originally from Tokyo who has since made a major splash with Western porn fans.  Marica’s initial big impression on HUSTLER readers came with the December ’14 “Me...