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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes...
Facial Frenzy!
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Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today....
“Man, this company really takes its suggestions seriously!”
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Workin’ It Vol. 2

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest It’s Labor Day once again—an opportunity to celebrate the hard work and victories of the toiling masses across this land (and maybe go to a barbecue or two). What better way...
Tipping Turn-Ons
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Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine...
Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir
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Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider...
Photo courtesy Jennifer White
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50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9

Grab your beef baton and strike up the band; it’s time for another procession of wet, warm, wide-open pussy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys! These pink-baring babes will make you...
A-Lure-ing XXX Babes
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A-Lure-ing XXX Babes

Enjoy spending a relaxing day on the water angling for aquatic creatures? Love sexy women who know how to work a rod? These beauties will have you hooked! Looking for a real—and reel—good time? We’re...
Hidden Hotties
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Hidden Hotties

For these mysterious mavens of XXX, creating content while remaining anonymous only adds to the sexual intrigue. In porn, we’re used to seeing every aspect of a performer’s body—sometimes even the...
Politics and Porking
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Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition Vol. 2)
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation (Hardcore Edition Vol. 2)

Redheads: So rare. So hot. So sensuous. Join us as we once again salute the gorgeous gingers of XXX with a pictorial celebration of their fiery-maned...
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Kerry King: From Hell He Rises

The legendary guitarist on starting from scratch, signing diapers and his scorching new album, From Hell I Rise. When Slayer stopped touring in 2019, fans of thrash metal hung their heads...
Christy Canyon: The Legend Returns
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Christy Canyon: The Legend Returns

The bush, the boobs, the legend. Christy Canyon is back on top and loving every minute of it. We catch up with the groundbreaking performer and learn that you can take the girl...
Oops, Wrong Hole?
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Oops, Wrong Hole?

Warning: a slip of the prick can be a major pain in the ass! Diving deep into the perils of accidental anal. Everyone understands, or at least they damn well should, that there are certain risks involved in...
Happy Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 3
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Happy Trails and Beaver Tails Vol. 3

Do you yearn for the wide-open spaces—and the wide-open legs of hot nudes-next-door? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re about to take you on the sexiest nature hike ever,...
Belly Button Beauties
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Belly Button Beauties

Join us as we go belly-up and explore a fetish that’ll get you right in the gut. When you think of fingering someone’s hole, mouths, pussies and asses most likely come to mind. But did you...
Coming Up Short?
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Coming Up Short?

Chin up, short kings; your height might not be the impediment you think it is when it comes to meeting women. In the fickle world of wooing, some women set specific parameters as to who they will pork, who...
Warning: Choking Hazard!
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Warning: Choking Hazard!

Coming to grips with the many dangerous risks of erotic asphyxiation. DISCLAIMER: The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment purposes only, and do not constitute...
Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10
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Hump-Day Special: Dildo Darlings 10

No prick? No problem! When these ladies are in the mood to get off, they don’t need a man to do the job for them—they just bust open the sex-toy chest and take matters into...
Mark of the (Sex) Beast
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Mark of the (Sex) Beast

Join us as we sink our teeth into the sucky subject of hickeys. As horny teens, one indication that a youngster has finally snaked their way into the naughty origins of their sexuality is the...
Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome
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Totally Wholesome, Totally Awesome

Ravishing XXX redhead Molly Stewart is much more than just a pretty face and a killer body—she also hosts a raucously entertaining (and informative!) podcast. Join us as she...