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October 2022

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Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Popping Off Vol. 2

It’s the middle of the week—the perfect time to take (or should we say pop) a load off and recharge. Allow us to provide an explosive release from the midweek doldrums with a...
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Michael Monroe: Too Fast to Die Young

The legendary Hanoi Rocks singer is still tearing it up with a scorching new solo album and an unearthed treasure from his storied musical past. Michael Monroe is a living,...
Yoga Babes
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Yoga Babes

Looking for some truly twisted erotic thrills? These XXX performers have some serious flex appeal! The human body is amazing. It can contort and flex in ways that frankly boggle the mind. (And make our muscles...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: River Lynn

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on River Lynn, a tall, blond drink of water...
HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food
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HUSTLER Classic: Goop Is Good Food

The importance of a well-balanced diet can’t be overestimated—it’s the cornerstone of good health and longevity. It’s why we’re taught from an early age about the four...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor Vol. 3

TGIF, everyone! It’s time to belly up to the bar to knock back a few stiff ones and enjoy a few laughs as we wind down after a long week of work. Providing...
Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond
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Mac Sabbath: Burgers, Blood & Beyond

What do you get when you combine fast food and heavy metal? A tasty musical spectacle with songs you can really sink your teeth into. Mac Sabbath does not do interviews. The...
Breast in Show 3
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Breast in Show 3

Greetings, dear readers—breast wishes to you! We’re back with another collection of beautiful boobs, tantalizing titties and heavenly hooters! Go ahead; sit back and enjoy as we hit you with our breast...
Going Up With Casey Calvert
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Going Up With Casey Calvert

The multitalented XXX phenom sets the stage for an erotic good time with her latest series. From The Producers to Smash, numerous films and series have revolved around the production of a...
Die Like a Pro
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Die Like a Pro

Want to scream like the queens? Welcome to Rebecca Vanguard’s Fetish Horror Acting Master Class. The first three rows will be sprayed in viscera. Rebecca has been making porn since 2017, but did you know...
Scary Sexy
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Scary Sexy

In the world of adult entertainment, one name is synonymous with porn parodies that continually delight, entertain and arouse: the visionary himself, director Axel Braun. Fun fact, Axel’s first-ever foray...
Gentlemen Prefer Goths
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Gentlemen Prefer Goths

Luna Dahlia is the nightmare of your dreams. A goth escort hailing from the ninth circle of hell, our special guest columnist for this year’s Halloween issue muses on the undying appeal of dark...
Cinema of the Damned!
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Cinema of the Damned!

Tired of the same old vampire movies every October? Granted, Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992) and The Hunger (1983) are classics for a reason, but the canon goes so much deeper than the hits. This...
Pen Pals
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Pen Pals

Sex Workers Helping Sex Workers Behind Bars The difference between people inside and outside of prison is often good versus bad luck, rather than good versus bad people. Sex workers are particularly attuned to...
The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle
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The Bloody Beauty Of J. Isobel De Lisle

Daughter of the Dark Lord J. Isobel De Lisle takes us on a trip down the ladder of our most primal desires with boudoir photography dripping in sex and fear. J. Isobel De Lisle...
XXXtreme Cosplay Queens
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XXXtreme Cosplay Queens

Do you lust after the fairy godmother from Shrek 2? Is your favorite redhead the Wendy’s girl? Or are you more of an anime stan? Erotic cosplay artists invite us into their amped-up world of...
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Politics

Supreme Court Now Just Making Shit Up

The Republican radicals in robes go rogue, and this is how democracy dies. Literally. As I’ve long warned here, Republicans have now trashed hundreds of years of constitutional...
Halloween Hotties
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Halloween Hotties

Is a bunny scary? Depends on the bunny and whether or not it’s been eating raspberries (we can’t get enough of those videos, seriously). Suffice it to say, Halloween is so much more than frights and undead...
Double Bs The Documentary
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Double Bs The Documentary

The history and relationship of nudity in horror is essential learning, but who wants to read a dry academic dissertation when you can watch topless alt babes discuss it in depth on camera? Is it...
Golden (Shower) Girls
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Golden (Shower) Girls

For these free-flowing XXX sirens, pee is Number One! Urine. Piss. Lemonade. Golden shower. Water sports. No matter what you call it—we all pee! Now, what if you were to combine the act of...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Rahyndee James

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Rahyndee James, a...