Jayme Langford
ISSUE: July 2008 – Covergirl
HOMETOWN: Dixmont, Maine
AGE: 19
BIRTH SIGN: Aquarius
HEIGHT: 5-3

Jamie is featured on Hustler Magazine July 2008 cover and has a beautiful shoot inside. Also see Jayme Langford in Barely Legal #76 and Hustler’s Real College Girls.

PHOTOSHOOT: Please Love Me
PHOTOGRAPHER: Holly Randall

All models appearing on this site are

18 years of age and older – 2257 Compliant

BY KEITH VALCOURT

Star Trek: The Next Generation
Complete Series Boldly go where few men have gone before, only this time with somewhat better special effects. Captain Jean-Luc Picard is on the bridge, navigating through the series’ great seven seasons.


Genesis: 1976-1982
This awesome collection, with two others to follow, offers five of the group’s classic albums in two-disc box sets with bonus material and DVDs. Featured here are Genesis’s breakthrough release Abacab, as well as Duke, Wind & Wuthering, …And Then There Were Three… and Trick of the Tail.


The X Files: The Ultimate Collection
The truth is in here! All nine TV seasons and the feature film this groundbreaking paranormal thriller inspired are under one roof. Get ready to spend more quality time with Mulder, Scully, Cigarette Smoking Man, the Lone Gunmen and an army of aliens.


The Johnny Cash Show: The Best of Johnny Cash 1969-1971
The legendary Man in Black and all his friends are back! Culling material from Cash’s electrifying TV show, this two- DVD set features performances from a who’s who of music icons, notably Jerry Lee Lewis, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles.


007: James Bond
Ultimate Collector’s Set True, die-hard James Bond fans prefer the films starring Sean Connery, but if you want to see every “shaken and not stirred” moment, here you go. Besides the aforementioned Scotsman, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan and even Daniel Craig all appear as secret agent 007. This set is packed with so many extra bells and whistles, even Q would approve.


Bob Dylan: Dylan
Just in time for the biopic celebrating the life of the folk god comes this deluxe, three-CD box set. A truly comprehensive best-of, Dylan includes mini-LP sleeves, collectible poster cards and full album art.

Rush Limbaugh is an anal cyst on the ass of humanity. This blustering bully who picks on the defenseless is a pill-popping, pathological liar and morbidly obese, hearing-impaired homophobe who can’t get it up without boner pills. Despite his wealth, the thrice-divorced Limbaugh obviously can’t satisfy or keep a woman.

This gutless wonder’s latest victim is 12-year-old Graeme Frost, who suffered head and vocal cord injuries in a 2004 car crash. Following Bush’s September 29 weekly radio address—wherein he vowed to veto expansion of the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP)—Graeme was invited to deliver the Democratic response. “I just hope the President will listen to my story and help other kids to be as lucky as me,” said the youngster, whose costly treatment and prolonged therapy have been covered by SCHIP. But a vetoing Bush kept his cold promise.

Leave it to lily-livered Limbaugh to gleefully assassinate the Frost family’s character, falsely claiming that “these people can clearly afford [health insurance]; they just choose not to.” To help make his point, the childless schlock jock mentioned that Graeme attends a private school—without noting he has a scholarship.

On his October 10, 2007, program, Limbaugh alleged, “The whole thing is bogus…. [A] 12-year-old kid [is] being used to advance a distortion and a lie.” Appearing on Fox’s October 18 Insanity & Colmes show, Rush lied, “I never once attacked this family.” Then, remarkably, he proceeded to mimic Graeme Frost, whining, “I only want healthcare for the rest of American children like I
got, and George Bush is against it.”

This was Limbaugh’s most tasteless exercise since mocking Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s in 2006, claiming the actor “is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He is moving all around and shaking…it’s purely an act.” Snarling, the corpulent Limbaugh then began shaking wildly, mimicking the ailing Fox.

Playing the traitor card, this rotten Republican rottweiler also stalks servicemen and veterans who disagree with Bush’s war policy. On his August 2, 2005, show, Limbaugh smeared ex-Marine Paul Hackett, a Democratic Congressional  candidate, as someone “trying to hide behind a military uniform” and serving in Fallujah “to pad the résumé.”

After Senator Chuck Hagel (RNebraska), a Vietnam vet, voted for a nonbinding resolution opposing Iraq escalation, Limbaugh slandered him as “Senator Betrayus” in January ‘07.

Months later, Limbaugh proved himself a hypocrite by going apeshit over MoveOn.org’s New York Times advertisement headlined “General Petraeus or General Betray Us?” The toxic talker called it “indecent” and “contemptible.”

Here’s what is contemptible: During a September ‘07 broadcast, Limbaugh dubbed GIs favoring withdrawal from Iraq “phony soldiers.” After a firestorm erupted, Rush—true to form—lied about his lies, claiming he was blathering on about Jesse MacBeth, who’d been convicted of misrepresenting himself as
a wounded Iraq War vet.

However, Limbaugh did not mention MacBeth until almost two minutes after uttering his “phony soldiers” remark. But if Rush had been referring to a specific individual, why did he use the plural form of soldier?

Speaking of “phony soldiers,” what about Limbaugh’s own military record? Like many Republican pro-war chicken hawks—notably Bush and Cheney—the closest Rush ever came to combat was watching John Wayne movies. From
a well-connected GOP family, the Missourian avoided being drafted by claiming he had an anal cyst! Poor little Rushy’s tushy saved him from fighting the Vietcong!

Despite his fame and fortune, Limbaugh remains a pathetic loser. In 2006, U.S. Customs officials detained the mouthpiece of the socalled family values party when the lug returned from the Dominican Republic with Viagra for which he
didn’t have a prescription. What was this champion of the Religious Right doing in the Caribbean? Sex tourism? And if so, with whom? Males, females, children, animals?

This Oxy-moron is an admitted drug absuer whose illegal pill-popping has apparently damaged not only his hearing and sexual potency, but also his tenuous grasp on reality. Limbaugh’s skewed view of the way things really are suggests a dope addict’s wild hallucinations.

Why did this asshole stuff his face with OxyContin? Realizing he doesn’t deserve his riches and celebrity status, the well-paid propagandist for the well-heeled lashes out whenever a Graeme Frost or Michael J. Fox puts a face on the real-world implications of the Republicans’ hideous policies.

Ultimately, guilt-ridden Limbaugh hides from this truth with painkillers that never quite do the job. The truth shall set you free, Rush.

MEGGAN
ISSUE: June 2008 – Covergirl
HOMETOWN: Houston, Texas
AGE: 21
BIRTH SIGN: Capricorn
HEIGHT: 5-9

PHOTOSHOOT: Hanging Out
PHOTOGRAPHER: Mark Lit for Hicksphoto

All models appearing on this site are 18 years of age and older – 2257 Compliant