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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KATSUNI

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

By M. Allen Nathan
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

KatsuniIT’S A TOUGH INTERVIEW. The guest is squirming, but the show’s buxom cohosts press on, probing relentlessly. The windup. The pitch…and there it is. The question on everyone’s mind, now hanging in midair, waiting for a response: “What’s the biggest thing that’s ever been up your ass?” Welcome to Night Calls, a long-running adult talk show with a definite “this was shocking in 1982” vibe. Produced by Sirius XM 99 and Playboy Radio, the program is currently hosted by Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter. In their hot seat tonight: international porn star Katsuni. My assignment is to spend some time in the company of this exotic French-Vietnamese beauty. Katsuni had recently traveled to Los Angeles from her home in Paris to shoot some fresh, steamy content for mega-studio Digital Playground, as well as to promote her new, personally designed line of lingerie for the American market.

Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINEAfter several moments of reflection, Katsuni comes through. “I would have to say Mandingo,” she replies demurely, referring to the porn actor who packs a Thanksgiving parade float in his pants. “He is…like my arm.” Christy and Nicki nod sympathetically. You can tell by their expressions that they too had done their share of field research in pursuing love down the Hershey Highway. But being savvy entertainers, they also know this is no time to lose focus. What’s called for is the right follow-up question. “What’s the best cock you’ve ever had in the industry?” Nicki asks. “That’s a very difficult question,” Katsuni answers diplomatically. “But I’d have to say [veteran French performer] Manuel Ferrara.”

Christy and Nicki seem a bit disappointed that American cock came in second. Who knows, maybe they still order Freedom Fries. Although the two cohosts want to talk about ass cracks and titties, their stunning guest insists on raising the level of elocution. Katsuni answers every question politely, of course, but she does it almost shyly, speaking in general terms about “liking many things” and “expressing myself openly.”

Talking dirty isn’t this lady’s thing. But wow, do her actions speak louder than her words. Katsuni’s cinematic work is, in a word, filthy. She’s as bad a bad girl as a XXX fan could want. The star of movies like Anal Worship and Cumfucius is up for anything when the director says “Action!” Threeways, double penetration, bondage and relentlessly rough, pounding sex—often bordering on felonious assault—are all hallmarks of Katsuni’s repertoire. It all seems incongruous. The well-spoken, reserved woman talking about “feelings and emotion” is also one of the biggest cock-hungry sluts in the adult industry.

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So after her radio interview we sit down and try to get to the bottom of…well, why so many things end up in Katsuni’s alluring bottom. “When it comes to sex, I have no limits,” Katsuni explains in her glorious, breathy French accent. (Guys could masturbate to this chick reading from a phone book.) “For me to have sex is a great way to be free. My brain is always working except for when I have sex. Then my brain is off. I just want to feel. When I make love, I always do it like it’s for the first time or the last time.” My romantic poetry teacher in college wasn’t half as eloquent. Katsuni started out in the porn business as a classic libertine (think female Marquis de Sade) who is devoid of any restraints and who doesn’t concern herself with society’s accepted morals. “I considered the world a playground,” she recalls. “It was like I was in front of a buffet and couldn’t stop eating. I didn’t want to think about the future. I only wanted to feel pleasure.”

Sometimes girls just want to have fun, which Katsuni most certainly did, appearing in 300 adult films. But then one day, much to the dismay of her patron saint—the ol’ Marquis de Horny—this drippingly hot vessel of pleasure had an epiphany. She was getting older. “I loved doing porn,” Katsuni continues, “but before long I knew I would be 30 years old. When you do porn, you don’t have to be responsible; you just want gratification. I realized it was time for me to use my brain.” Luckily, in Katsuni’s case, fucking her brains out proved to be only an expression. She launched an extremely successful personal Web site, ClubKatsuni.com, then began producing and directing for her own adult video company, Katsuni LLC. She did a series of highly successful live dance performances, first in France and Italy, then the U.S.

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She also created her own lingerie line, hosted a sex advice cable show in Paris and shot documentaries about the adult industry for French television. Oh, and one more thing: Katsuni fell in love. For the past three years she’s been in an exclusive relationship with a French TV director, Franck Gregory. (No misprint. Leave it to the French to throw in an extra c.) Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINE Anyway, Katsuni and Franck with the superfluous consonant are crazy about each other, and both work hard to cope with the stressful complications of their various jobs—his involving long hours and travel, hers getting ass-fucked constantly. “I know it’s not natural to be with another man when you’re in love, but I love what I do,” Katsuni tells me the next day as I accompany her, Franck and several of their friends on a sightseeing tour of Santa Monica, California. “Franck didn’t make me choose between him and my job. But I knew if I loved this man, I had to start thinking for two.”

Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINEIn other words it was time to feather the nest. Katsuni and Franck moved into a place together in Paris, settling down to simple domestic bliss. “We don’t go to clubs,” she says. “I go to enough clubs for my work. We like to relax at small neighborhood restaurants, either with friends or just the two of us. We don’t like the famous international tourist places.” Domestic goddess, international porn star and successful businesswoman. The lady’s come a long way from the shy, innocent Parisian teen who first started watching porn out of curiosity and insecurity. “It’s funny,” Katsuni confesses. “I never wanted to be a porn star. Porn was a secret, a fantasy, an experiment. The girls in porn seemed so powerful to me back then. They could satisfy two or three men, and I was worried I couldn’t satisfy one.” Who’s got the power now?

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BARELY LEGAL 100 – 4 Stars

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

Barely Legal 100 - HUSTLER VIDEO

HUSTLER VIDEO.
DIRECTOR: MATTI KLATT.
STARRING: PRINZZESS, KATIE MICHAELS, JASMINE DELATORI, HEATHER STARLET, BELLA MORETTI, KANDI MILAN, DANE CROSS, PIKE NELSON, CHRIS JOHNSON & ROCCO REED.

Our classic Barely Legal series hits 100 in just ten years. How’s that for churnin’ ’em out? Instead of bells and whistles, we opted instead to make the milestone BL exactly what you’ve come to expect: a solid, no-nonsense disc of reliable porn. Cute dirty-blonde Prinzzess warms things up nicely in a girl/girl with brunette Katie. Jasmine keeps the party wet with an underwater blowjob. (Call the pool man!) Next, horny Heather—who loves nothing better than a nice, thick piece of meat!—gets invited to a local barbecue. She seems slightly on the tight side when it comes to taking it balls deep. That’s what we call the Barely Legal charm. Black girl Bella turns in a nice act four, while Kandi—the youngest-looking cutie on this disc—brings up the rear with a butt-fuckinggreat climax. BL #100 is a must-have.

BARELY LEGAL 100 - HUSTLER VIDEO

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HOLLYWOOD’S NAILIN’ PALIN – 4 Stars

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

Hollywoods Nailin Palin - HUSTLER VIDEO HUSTLER VIDEO.
DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.
STARRING: LISA ANN, TORI BLACK, SINDEE JENNINGS, NICOLE RAY, ANTHONY ROSANO, ALAN STAFFORD, OTTO BAUER & SEAN MICHAELS.

Have we done this gimmick to death yet? Hell no, not until Lisa Ann has fucked everyone on the planet! In this entry the horny ex-gov launches a Hollywood career the old-fashioned way. Her first casting couch encounter: Tina Fey. Sindee Jennings doesn’t look like Tina, but use your imagination until her clothes come off and Lisa sits on her face. It’s a good warmup to the TV spoofs that follow: Tori Black plays a horny CSI chick, and Lisa Ann fucks a bungling Criss Angel before finally landing in porn with a huge black dick in her Alaska pipeline. This Nailin’ Palin installment is the slickest one so far—the dialogue is clever, the acting has that goofy old porn-comedy vibe, the sex scenes are above adequate, and Lisa Ann’s boobs are still humongous. Welcome to Hollywood, Sarah. Just stay the fuck out of politics. Support the pornification of Palin by turning to page 120 to order this disc now.

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Also available on Blu Ray.

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RAYLENE’S DIRTY WORK – 4 Stars

Monday, April 19th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – February 2010

Welcome back, Raylene! This is the raven-haired Vivid Girl’s first fuck flick in eight years, and she proves porn’s just like riding a bike—or in this case, ironing clothes. The nowauthentic MILF has been raising a family, and housework is in her blood. So naturally, this movie has Raylene fighting grime wherever it lurks. Apparently favoring organic cleaning products, she uses mostly saliva and semen to battle those tough stains, and nothing’s better than a tongue to really get into those rectal crevices. Any mom can tell you that you can never get everything clean before it all gets filthy again. And who can get the ironing done without getting good and starched by two guys? Raylene invites in a couple of welcome helpers for good measure, including stroker faves Gianna Michaels and Kylee Reese, as well as cute Evie Delatosso, who delivers the fine metaphor of frying bacon. Fucking any one of those gals would be like winning a year’s supply of detergent, but this is really Raylene’s show. As sultry and gorgeous as ever, she rounds out the workday with a cock deep in her trash bin. Even if you’re not a neat freak, Raylene will make you want to polish until you gleam.
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RAYLENE'S DIRTY WORK from VIVID ENTERTAINMENT

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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.
DIRECTOR: B. SKOW.
STARRING: RAYLENE, GIANNA MICHAELS, CHARLEY CHASE, KYLEE REESE, EVIE DELATOSSO, MICK BLUE, JERRY, JAMES DEEN, MR. PETE & ANTHONY ROSANO.

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SUNNY LEONE

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN PORN SURPRISES OUR WRITER WITH HER EPIC LOVE STORY, ARTISTIC TALENT AND WIT.

by M. Allen Nathan
from HUSTLER MAGAZINE – March 2010

SUNNY LEONEYou can tell when showbiz couples are in love for real. Bogart and Bacall. Hepburn and Tracy. Brad and Angelina. Grey’s Anatomy star Katherine Heigl and her ego. The genuine affection oozes from the screen in every one of these examples, and audiences lap it up.

Why? Nobody knows. But since the art of storytelling began, everybody loves a love story. And that’s what this tender tale is about: the XXX love story of Sunny Leone and Daniel Weber—two attractive young people who have eyes only for each other and fuck on camera for money.

But Sunny Leone wasn’t always the outgoing, super-sultry woman of countless men’s tent-pitching dreams. As impossible as it seems, the same person who now markets the Sunny Leone Exciter Vibrator used to be shy. Sunny’s parents were born in India, where pornography is illegal to this day. When the couple migrated to this country, they brought their homeland’s traditional values with them. Keeping an extremely watchful eye on their young daughter, they enrolled her in a strict Catholic school. “My parents were really conservative when I was growing up,” Sunny reminisced over lunch with Daniel and me. “They were always sheltering me. I think that’s why I’m so extroverted now.” Sunny’s rebellion was slow in coming. She was studying nursing when a classmate— a part-time exotic dancer—introduced her to a modeling agent. He, in turn, introduced Sunny to a photographer for Penthouse, who offered her a nude-modeling job.

SUNNY LEONE“I was a nervous wreck,” Sunny recalled with a laugh. “I loved the idea of being in the entertainment business, but I was 18 years old. Up until this point I had never even seen an adult magazine.”

Despite being scared, Sunny followed her instincts and began baring it all for the camera. In 2001 she graced Penthouse and HUSTLER. Things happened quickly after that: tons of magazine modeling, then a transition into film, first with women only and later boy/girl scenes exclusively with her fiancé at the time, Matt Erikson.

But things weren’t meant to work out happily ever after with Erikson. “We were having all these [offscreen] threesomes,” Sunny recalled. “It destroyed the dynamic of the relationship.” The couple parted company.

Tired of pursuing true romance, Sunny decided to chart a new course. She was a porn star for chrissakes. Performers in the biz often have as many sexual partners as a respectable Tetris score. Up until this point, Sunny had been with only one onscreen guy. It was time to go crazy, she reckoned. Time to live a fast-paced, self-indulgent, hedonistic lifestyle.

But, alas, this is a love story, and the young lady’s plans for an extended sex party on- and off-camera with multiple male partners wasn’t meant to be. Sunny had hardly dipped a toe (not to mention a few other more alluring body parts) into serious promiscuity when she met Spyderz guitarist Daniel Weber at a party one night. (The band was formed by Tera Patrick’s husband, Evan Seinfeld, a respected musician who has performed with Biohazard and Damnocracy, among others.) Porn and rock ’n’ roll. As Prince Charmings often are in these fables, Daniel was instantly smitten. However, Sunny still wanted to “go crazy,” or so she thought. Over the next few weeks she turned down the guitarist’s repeated requests for a date.

SUNNY LEONEEventually Sunny changed her mind and agreed to go out for dinner. “We barely ate,” Sunny remembered. “We talked for like five hours.” The chemistry was undeniable, and the two have basically been together ever since. Although Daniel still plays music, it’s not his number- one priority.

“Sunny is my girlfriend, my partner in life,” Daniel explained. “I don’t look at myself as a performer. I just want to be with her. I’m really more into the business. I thrive on production.” With Daniel as her ultimate guitar hero, Sunny is the happiest she’s ever been. The lovebirds work and play hard together almost 24/7. Surfing is their latest offscreen passion, and when they’re not riding a wave or fornicating for fun and profit, they blissfully chill out with their two dogs in a stylish, restored Hollywood high-rise, which is also the perfect environment for Sunny to paint. That’s right: to paint. This wanton pleasure machine is not only a virtuoso with a bone daddy at full salute, but she’s also pretty good with a brush and colors.

Standing proudly next to a painting that looked as good to my eye as anything Jackson Pollock ever attempted, Sunny confided, “I like to paint abstract art and work in weird gel mediums. I don’t have a lot of self-confidence in my art yet, but one day, who knows? A show might be interesting.”

Sunny Leone: the story of a beautiful, timid girl who was able to find true love, overcome her shyness and vanquish the porn industry. “Who knows?” is right. With soul mate Daniel Weber’s support, the art world just might be her next conquest.

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HUSTLER Magazine March 2010
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PORN FROM THE PAST

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

from Bits and Pieces
in HUSTLER MAGAZINE – February 2010

Five topless dames. Chances are they’re all dead by now! Thanks to R.H. of Rochester, New York, for this vintage photo.

Past Porn

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TEACHERS (4 Stars)

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – February 2010

Robby D. gets an A+ for effort with this sex-ed crash course. Following hard on the success of Babysitters, Cheerleaders and Nurses, Teachers sends Digital Playground’s cumsucking honor roll back to high school. Jesse Jane, Riley Steele and Stoya as slutty schoolgirls make for a triple hard-on, but Asian pussycat Katsuni (as a spank-happy, anal-ready French teacher) nearly upstages them all. The simple story is highly functional: Riley loses her “BFF” diary detailing her clique’s extra-credit exploits, leading to juicy flashbacks and plenty of genital maneuvers with the faculty to get the diary back. At one point, Evan Stone gives Stoya and Jenna Haze a condom demo, then sends the wrong message by fucking them bareback. WTF? Overall, the sets and lighting are excellent, the performances are fun, and the girls are all eye candy. Jesse’s bubble boobs almost pop off of her scrawny body, while Riley and Stoya look as pretty as ever. It all ends with a school bus orgy that will take you back to the glory days you never had. No pussy left behind!
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DIGITAL PLAYGROUND.
DIRECTOR: ROBBY D.
STARRING: JESSE JANE, RILEY STEELE, STOYA, KATSUNI, ANGELINA ARMANI, JENNA HAZE, ANGELINA VALENTINE, MASON MOORE, LISA ANN, TOMMY GUNN, SCOTT NAILS, ERIK EVERHARD, EVAN STONE, JAMES DEEN, MICK BLUE & BEN ENGLISH.

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PUCKERED UP (4 Stars)

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – February 2010

As the title suggests, this cheerful little tunnel tour features a buttload of ass-pounding, gaping and subsequent puckering— when a big helping of man-meat is pulled out of a lady’s well-trained ahole, whereupon she daintily squeezes her sphincter together like a backward kiss. In large-screen close-up, it looks like the squid that ate Japan. Puckered Up kicks off with a dildo competition between bushy-tailed Maxi and a trash-talking Amber Rayne, with extra points for ass-to-mouth. Of course, Ms. Rayne wins. In this game show, every prize is more rectal ramming. The scene with Amber shoving a rubber hand into her exit hatch is sheer surrealism. The finale features a fine dildo dalliance with darling-of-themoment Sasha Grey, but for our money Amber and the voracious Missy Stone deliver the real goods. This tasteless, ultragenital experience is one of late director Richard de Montfort’s final gifts to smut fans—and a filthy reminder of how much he’ll be missed.
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HUSTLER VIDEO.
DIRECTOR: RICHARD DE MONTFORT.
STARRING: SASHA GREY, DAISY STRONG, AMBER RAYNE, MAXI, MICHELE AVANTI, MISSY STONE, TRINITY POST, JAY LASSITER, SHORTY

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ENTERING NAUTICA THORN

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

Entering Nautica Thorn

NAUTICA THORN PRODUCTIONS/LFP VIDEO.
DIRECTOR: NAUTICA THORN & PAYASO SANCHO.
STARRING: NAUTICA THORN, KIMBERLEY KANE, KELLY WELLS,TYLER FAITH, NICK MANNING, JUSTICE YOUNG, ALEC KNIGHT, JAY HUNTINGTON & JAY LASSITE

Two Thumbs Up RatingHot off her bit part as a lap dancer in the Hollywood hit Knocked Up, Nautica Thorn assures her fans that she’s not done with XXX by a long shot. Five years into the biz, the half-Japanese Hawaiian hottie still looks fresh as a lotus. And, showing her business savvy, she’s now making flicks through her own company and using Larry Flynt’s distribution muscle to get them out to her fans.

Stripping her approach down to the gonzo bare bones, Nautica wastes no time breaking out her sweet little tits and tight body and jumping onto the nearest dick. With most gals, the string of standard positions would get old fast, but Thorn’s panting and whimpering are strangely addictive. Playing loosely with a surveillance theme, Nautica lets us spy on her makeout session with Tyler Faith and gawk at her gape-talented pal Kelly Wells.

Nautica wields a camera with one hand and rubs her pussy with the other as Kelly shows off her anal acrobatics. Hold off if you can for the last—and hardest—scene. Ms. Thorn takes on two guys, showing them why her devotees swear that once you enter Nautica, you’ll never want to leave.

—M.J.

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THE PERILS OF A CYBERGODDESS

Sunday, March 23rd, 2008

BY SUN KARMA

I’ve been through the Internet mill before. Back in the day, I set up Web sites to help pay for my college tuition. I had a Webmaster in the ethnic-niche market, but we had major cre­ative differences: Let’s just say I didn’t have enough ass, had too many tattoos and couldn’t make a “sex” face. We ended up parting ways.

I had an offline hiatus, all the while modeling for photo-shoots and archiving the pictures for four years. (I’m not stupid.) When I finally decided to get back into the Internet business, I was determined to simply be myself. I’d have complete control over the new site as Webmistress and creative director.

However, things have changed since the “You build it, and they will come” generation. Sure, I’ll never be as popular as Danni’s Hard Drive or HUSTLER.com, but I figured I’d give it a shot again. I’d build a brand for myself by appearing in HUSTLER Magazine as its roving reporter and by dancing at various strip clubs.

Sun Karma - CyberGoddess
PHOTOS COURTESY EVILFX AND SUNKARMA.NET

Of course, this had previously met with all kinds of turmoil. For instance, my day job. I work in infor­mation technology. One company fired me for appearing in HUSTLER. Thanks! I’m thousands richer due to the settled lawsuit.

Anyway, I often “work” at work, writing on my breaks. I just can’t help it. When your mind runs a million miles a minute, and you have all sorts of creative ideas like I do, you have to get them out somehow. So Microsoft Word is normally always an outlet for me. As a result, I’ve had to attach mirrors to my PC to see creepers sneaking up on me as I’m typing an erotic story or whatever.

Another problem is those coworkers who Google me. It doesn’t take long for people to put 4 and 3 together and get 14. Often I’m the subject of water cooler gossip. Or even worse, I appear in those computer nerd screensavers or wallpapers. I even get e-mails saying, “Hey, don’t you have a site?” One colleague reported me to my boss for having “porn con­tent” on what had been my main Web site (SunKarma.net). This site does not have any nude photos of me. Fortunately, my boss not only didn’t particularly care, but he also thought the whole thing was amusing.

Another especially hei­nous-looking butch boss couldn’t stand me because of it. She would often creep around, hovering behind me, thinking I wasn’t aware of her presence. She was trying to catch me doing something “inappropriate.” Eventually she got tired and just reported me to my boss for dressing too “cute.” (I was just wearing jeans and sweaters, for God’s sake!) I guess she had nothing else to do. Well, you mullet-wearing,fat, ugly dyke, I’m bisexual, so don’t take the term as a putdown. Get something else to do besides picking on me. Maybe if you stopped being so damned jealous, you could find hot girlfriends like the ones I have.

Family too is a source of concern. I’ve often had exes threaten to tell my family what I do. Well, keep your stiff dick in your pants, boys; they already know. It’s not a problem because I’m a grown woman. However, when you have Protestant ministers in your family, it does get a bit touchy. Recently, my cousin—a newly ordained female minister!—found me on MySpace and called to say how much the family “loves me” regardless. Perhaps thinking I was a heathen, she was trying to “save” me.

I’ve been called the HUSTLER bitch often,and I think people mean it as a derogatory term. It doesn’t bother me, however. Getting called a whore is not the worst thing in the world; being called a Republican is.

So it was not without some apprehension that I took up this cause again, to fly the flag of porn wildly and proudly, like Sisyphus fever­ishly pushing the rock up the hill in that ancient Greek myth. The major thing for me was getting my eight years of amassed content and creative ideas out to the world—whether it was ready or not.

This site will be different from my old PurpleKitten.com and MinaRoyale.com Web sites, as it is mostly fetish and will have everything from comics, Webcam shows and live chat to photos and POV work. There will be strap-ons, les­bian action, latex, corsetry, cosplay (costume play), Zentai (full-body stocking), bondage, girlfriend links and just about anything else I want. It will have everything a pay site has and, eventually, video.

Technology has progressed since I started in 1999. Billing companies have come and gone, while the tried and true remain. Hacking and pass­word sharing have become more difficult. I have an awesome set of photographers, including EvilFx as a point-of-view cameraman.

Any good porn starlet has to get in the mood to perform. So do I. Besides a shot of tequila, I usually like to have my own personal fluffer—who also happens to be my photographer. It’s great when you have a sex object who is more of a pervert than you are. I shoot at least two solo sets a day, and it’s almost like guaranteed sex because both of us get so worked up that we are ripping each other’s clothes off by the end of the shoot anyway.

The only hard parts about operating a site are the marketing, the legal aspects (the federal government’s rigorous age-verification requirements, etc.) and the site’s promotion. However, I think I can effectively function as the pink-clad riding hood babe out in the Internet porn woods and hold my own against the big horny porn wolf without needing too much of Grandma’s supervision.

I’m hoping to finally get it right this time around. Now I’m launching TheInternetBitch.com. I’ve built it; you will dome.Well, hopefully. Even if you don’t, it will be one amusing, proverbial dildo ride!