HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It’s just our fantasy of what the Friends actress’s life would be like if she really was a cougar on the hunt for young guys. Instead she’s married to that lucky son of a bitch David Arquette. We love the idea of a TV series about cougars. After all, we came up with it first!hey, Hollywood, we know you read HUSTLER and enjoy our Cougars Unleashed feature. How about giving us a little credit (or cash) every once in a while?!

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Bottled at the source.

It should keep you up at night.