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Homeland Hotshots

[…] there is. But no show has really made it until it’s parodied by actors who don’t even watch TV. Not that they don’t find post-9/11 drama intriguing. They’re just too busy fucking. We sent porn reporter Oriana Small aka Ashley Blue and photographer Gia Jordan to infiltrate the set of HUSTLER’s This Ain’t Homeland XXX....

Scary Big Dicks #5

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: RICK DAVIS. STARRING:  NATALIE LUST, EVE EVANS, VALERIE WHITE, HEATHER JOY, CALLIE CALYPSO, LEE STONE, JOVAN JORDAN, BILLY GLIDE, ALEX GONZ & CHRIS CHARMING....

Brand New Faces 44

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT. DIRECTOR: B.SKOW. STARRING:  JASLENE JADE, MARISSA BANKS, ANNABELLE AMETRINE, JESSICA JORDAN, JENNA GOLD, XANDER CORVUS, RALPH LONG & JERRY. Judging by this installment, Vivid’s own fresh-crop showcase is even trashier than we thought it was! What are they trying to do, outsleaze our Beaver Hunt section? Don’t get us wrong; it’s refreshing […] ...

Orgy Masters 8

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: KEISHA GREY, KATRINA JADE, JOJO KISS, GOLDIE RUSH, CASEY CALVERT, MORGAN LEE, MEGAN RAIN, JESSA RHODES, MELISSA MOORE, KIMMY GRANGER, LEXINGTON STEELE, PRINCE YAHSHUA, RICO STRONG, MARKUS DUPREE, CHRIS STROKES & MICK BLUE. In this age of racial and political divide, it’s heartening to see that we […] ...

Frisky Freshmen

WICKED REALITY. DIRECTOR: LOS SCANDALOUS. STARRING: BAILEY BROOKE, LILY JORDAN, LIZA ROWE, LIV REVAMPED, NATASHA BLU, AUBREY SINCLAIR, KYLIE PAGE, MIKE MANCINI, LOGAN LONG, BRAD KNIGHT, RYAN RYDER, NATHAN BRONSON, ALEX D & ALEX JONES.   Parents tend to get a little misty-eyed when sending daughters off to college. That mist would turn into […] ...

The Gangbang of Riley Reid

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR:  JULES JORDAN. STARRING:  RILEY REID, MARKUS DUPREE, FILTHY RICH, SMALL HANDS, XANDER CORVUS, JESSY JONES, MICK BLUE, CHAD ALVA, JOHN STRONG, PRINCE YAHSHUA, JON JON, RICO STRONG, RICKY JOHNSON, ISIAH MAXWELL, SEAN MICHAELS, SLIM POKE, JACK BLAQUE & CHRIS COCK. Add The Gangbang of Riley Reid to that stack of […] ...

The Corruption of Kissa Sins

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: KISSA SINS, ANGELA WHITE, MICK BLUE, MARKUS DUPREE, XANDER CORVUS, MANDINGO & JOHNNY SINS. As the old saying goes, power corrupts. As this video proves, corruption can be pretty powerful on the sexual front. The degree to how much one enjoys The Corruption of Kissa Sins, of […] ...

Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

[…] tired and burned out and really wanted Javier’s, so I ordered. I told my wife I had the weird feeling I was going to run into Michael Jordan, who I’d seen Friday night. I went to get the food through the high-limit bar, where you’ll see Michael Jordan, Gretzky, Post Malone and Drake, Dustin […] ...

Barely Legal #184: Classroom Cuties

[…] week, and the only thing these barely legals excelled at in college was nonstop partying. Only one thing to do: seduce the teachers. Watch teen beauties Liz Jordan, Kinsley Kane, Charly Summer and Everly Haze earn their way to solid A’s. You’ll learn a trick or two when you order Barely Legal #184: Classroom […] ...

Newbie Spotlight: Porn’s Rising Stars

[…] I sometimes daydream about finishing college and being a therapist specifically for industry ladies, because it’s something that is needed. Maybe I’ll do that too…in five years. Jordan Maxx Twitter: @TheJordanMaxx Instagram: @TheJordanMaxxAgain Photo by Joe Lemke HUSTLER: What is one thing that the porn industry has taught you that you might not have […] ...

Love Bites

[…] didn’t, well, you do now. “For some, biting is a way of physically expressing enjoyment of an action when words are unable to convey the message.” Dr. Jordan Soper But why does a Filet-O-Flesh turn our kinky cranks? Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and owner of the Center for Sexual Health and Wellness, tells […] ...

Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

[…] gate. “This situation is definitely not uncommon, and one of the best mitigators against it ending like this is to have open communication from the beginning,” Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and owner of the Center for Sexual Health and Wellness, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. She says the sex tape reveal is all part of Relationships […] ...

Anal Savages 7

[…] flick, but here she is, nearly getting her colon pulled inside out by a guy with a tree branch for a cock. Hyper-buxom blonde Katalina Kyle rounds things out with her cartoonish curves and a gleeful passion for bouncing on Jules Jordan’s lap lance. Anal Savages 7 will have viewers gripping their spears tight. —P.D.R....

College Anal 101 #3

Some lessons are simply harder than others. Thankfully, we have coeds Izzy Lush, Madison Summers, Sophia Burns and Liz Jordan to walk us through a proper anal schtup step by step and inch by granite inch. Order College Anal 101 #3 today at AdultDVDEmpire.com....

Oil Overload 17

[…] deep into her colon. Exotic, pint-size pixie Vina Sky provides a welcome respite from the Blonde-a-Palooza. She also delivers this video's standout scene, working her hand into her asshole before Steve Holmes and Jules Jordan enjoy a round of double-team hole-hopping in her nether-ports. Oil Overload 17 will tap a gusher from your crotch. —P.D.R....

When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

[…] cooking. She was madder than hell, boy.” Photo courtesy HUSTLER Video Rest assured, Jamie; dirty talk can be challenging for a lot of folks because, as Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com, there is a lot of pressure around it. “What do I say? What if I offend them? […] ...

So, Who’s Making the First Move?

[…] of being perceived as creepy, so they don’t even try, and then the woman worries they don’t like her. Gaaaah—everyone just fucking talk to each other.” Dr. Jordan Soper Ah, yes, there’s the rub in this debacle. Since the dawn of time, men and women have had their roles in society. Traditionally, men have […] ...

The House Takes a Hard Right

[…] this writing, has earned her appointments on both the House Homeland Security and Oversight and Accountability committees. (God help us all.) Photo: REUTERS / Alamy Stock Photo Ohio’s Jim Jordan, who played a significant role in trying to overturn the 2020 election and parroted Trump’s claims of election fraud at every turn, now heads the Judiciary […] ...

Teens Swing With Couples 3

Adriana Jade, Bunny Madison, Leanna Lovings and Jordan Maxx bring maximum heat to this epic swinging series. Fresh-faced chicks take on experienced dicks, while magnificent MILFs teach the lads a thing or ten. The action is nonstop, and the sex is five-alarm hot. Order Teens Swing With Couples 3 at AdultDVDEmpire.com today!...

Third-Party Access

[…] “It’s not an uncommon pattern where they are more used to one partner at a time and may not know how to navigate a group experience,” Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com.  Going about a threesome the wrong way can wreck the whole scene—this is especially true in the […] ...

Porking Pet Peeves

[…] give the all-clear.” “Whoever told women that scratching a man’s back to the point of drawing blood was a turn-on needs to be beat, like for real.” Jordan Of course, men have been chafing the rears of females for a long time. Just ask the editors of your average women’s magazine. To hear them […] ...

Bang-Up Jobs

[…] when you start trying to explain the ‘why’ using just occupation, you’re missing huge contextual variables that may have literally nothing to do with the profession.” Dr. Jordan Soper Still, the impending doom of all humanity doesn’t account for other professions that are also likely to invoke unfaithfulness. According to Ashley Madison’s research, handymen, […] ...

The Couple That Strokes Together…

[…] who think it’s weird, are not necessarily prudes. There are countless reasons a person may not feel comfortable engaging in mutual masturbation. One of the biggest, Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com, is embarrassment. “Shame to be sexual, shame to share your sexual self, shame to even talk about […] ...

Imaginary Lovers

[…] a porn you watched two years ago, or even that new co-worker, doesn’t mean your relationship is in shambles or that there’s anything wrong with you.” Dr. Jordan Soper We realize that many of you reading this article may be quick to run into the other room right now and confront your spouse about […] ...

Phone Sex

[…] send your partner some enticing GIFs from the other room, and then put it in the bathroom while you are in the bedroom re-enacting those GIFs.” Dr. Jordan Soper The good news is, not everyone suffers from a cell phone addiction. The survey found that half of the population keeps their phones out of […] ...

Today’s Hustlers, Tomorrow’s Legends

[…] It’s not uncommon for me to be on set and someone mentions another person I resemble. I guess I just have one of those faces. Slayed, Jules Jordan, Deeper, Girlfriends Films, HardX…your filmography is nothing but bangers. It’s only been three years since you joined the industry, but do you ever think about where […] ...

The More, the Merrier?

[…] with a sock jammed in her mouth is destined to occur. “When it comes to sexuality, communication seems to be the biggest villain in the bedroom,” Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com. Yup—it turns out that having an open, honest conversation about group sex might be all that’s standing […] ...

Happy Birthday, Larry!

[…] ensemble! Luna Leve is a Southern California photographer, and Esmi is an aspiring mainstream actress from Florida. Missouri native Zoe Clark is establishing herself as a skin­bizzer, Jessa Blue is a train-watching buff from Pennsylvania, and Texan Candii Staxx is an exotic entertainer. Finally, camgirl extraordinaire Melody Wylde from Arizona is a former Beaver […] ...

Good Kisser, Great Sex?

[…] kisser doesn’t necessarily mean that someone is going to be a great lover. “I’m a good kisser and terrible in bed,” scream queen actor and sex worker Jessa Flux tells HUSTLERMagazine.com.  Interestingly, most contend that, while being a bad kisser is a telltale sign that a person will be bad at sex, being a […] ...

How HUSTLER Turned Me Into the Most Famous White Trash Whore In My Family

[…] sexuality and current times. It continues to showcase beauty and raw power, and that’s what sex is all about.” My collaborator, photographer and former adult actress Gia Jordan seconds my opinion: “HUSTLER is iconic. What other magazine discovers the prettiest new girls and still bucks at societal norms?” Don’t ever feel bad about jerking […] ...

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