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Anal Delights #2

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: LELA STAR, LONDON KEYES, KRISTINA ROSE, LISA ANN, NACHO VIDAL, JOHNNY SINS & JULES JORDAN.The first volume of this ass feast was pretty fucking tasty, so we popped this one into the player as soon as it hit the fresh-stroke pile. Numero Dos is just as trashy […] ...

Slut Puppies 9

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING:  CARTER CRUISE, ARIANA MARIE, CINDY STARFALL, DAKOTA SKYE, CHRIS STROKES, MARK WOOD, BILL BAILEY, JESSY JONES, RAMON NOMAR & JULES JORDAN . As anyone who’s ever brought a stray home knows, strict obedience training is vital to developing a proper dynamic with your new pet. In Slut […] ...

DP Masters 2

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: RYAN CONNER, KENDALL KARSON, KAYLANI LEI, MORGAN LEE, CHRIS STROKES, MARK WOOD & JULES JORDAN. It’s nice to see that some people are still devoted to perfecting a craft, like the dedicated fuckers of DP Masters 2, who toil to hone their skills at penetrating shitpit and […] ...

Oil Overload 15

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: CHRIS STREAMS. STARRING: JESSA RHODES, CHLOE AMOUR, BROOKLYN CHASE, HOLLY HENDRIX, BLAIR WILLIAMS, CHRIS STROKES, MICK BLUE, MANUEL FERRARA & MARKUS DUPREE.  Maybe reaching peak oil isn’t a crisis after all. The idea behind Oil Overload 15 is pretty straightforward: Round up a bunch of hot chicks, roll them in […] ...

Anal Savages

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR:  JULES JORDAN. STARRING:  ADRIANA CHECHIK, VICKI CHASE, KEISHA GREY, MARSHA MAY, ALEX GREY, ASHLEY FIRES, CHRIS STROKES & JULES JORDAN. Much like the jungle-bound missionaries of yore, Anal Savages explores dark, humid regions and encounters seriously uncivilized behavior. In this case those regions are nestled between the supple ass cheeks […] ...

Pump My Ass Full of Cum 4

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR:  JULES JORDAN. STARRING: VICKI CHASE, KEISHA GREY, MEGAN RAIN, HOLLY HENDRIX, JAMES DEEN, MARKUS DUPREE, STEVE HOLMES, JOHN STRONG, CHRIS STROKES & JULES JORDAN. For those who might worry that Pump My Ass Full of Cum 4 lacks the nuance of its predecessors, rest assured— the performances here are fully […] ...

Ultimate Fuck Toy: Jill Kassidy

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: JILL KASSIDY, BELLA ROSE, MARKUS DUPREE, JESSY JONES, JULES JORDAN, PRINCE YAHSHUA & STEVE HOLMES. Ultimate Fuck Toy: Jill Kassidy offers a “many moods of” look at its title cock hound, all of them horny. It’s always dicey to put all of your eggs into one basket, […] ...

DP Masters 5

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: ALEX GREY, AUGUST TAYLOR, CHLOE AMOUR, ANYA OLSEN, CHRIS STROKES, JULES JORDAN, PRINCE YAHSHUA & RICO STRONG.   Thanks to uneven quality in the female talent department, DP Masters 5 is a few strokes short of a classic, but when it’s good, it’s truly worth standing back […] ...

Slut Puppies 12

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING: GINA VALENTINA, KARLEE GREY, GIA DERZA, UMA JOLIE, HONEY GOLD, DREDD, CHRIS STROKES & JULES JORDAN. The box cover for Slut Puppies 12 touts “the dirtiest models on the planet!” That’s a bold claim, but the tail-wagging cock hounds presented here certainly do dirty up well. The […] ...

Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories Vol. 11

[…] a subject that’s always worth boning up on, and Dirty Little Schoolgirl Stories Vol. 11 is a worthy endeavor in continuing adult education. Cute but cocky, Liz Jordan oozes brattitude, along with a blatant disdain for her studies. She’s spending Christmas break getting tutored in chemistry because she couldn’t be bothered cracking a textbook […] ...

Stripper Karaoke

[…] solidarity—and having a good time—prevailed. Solidarity seemed more abundant outside the studios than it is inside, however. Many sex-working writers keep their worlds separate, fearing repercussions. “ Jordan” did not want to be identified in HUSTLER as a sex worker and pre-WGA writer. Their primary concern, when it comes to being open about sex […] ...

Barroom Balls

[…] have definitely seen an increase in in-person experiences post-COVID lockdown procedures, due to increased access to the vaccine and increased social events beginning to take place,” Dr. Jordan Soper, Nevada-based licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, tells HUSTLERMagazine.com.  The only problem with returning to traditional hookups is that a lot of people, perhaps those […] ...

Proud Pounders

[…] a skilled behavior, so memories associated with times we feel most competent will result in higher confidence, and higher confidence can lead to more positive emotions.”  Dr. Jordan Soper Dr. Jordan Soper, Nevada-based licensed psychologist and certified sex therapist, notes, “Humans enjoy being ‘good’ at things, and sex is often perceived as a skilled […] ...

The Nude Elephant in the Room

LIVE FROM THE 2-1-5, JESSA JORDAN REPORTS ON HER LIFE AS A BLACK ANARCHIST STRIPPER DURING THE 2016 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION IN PHILADELPHIA. By day I bend light and arch limbs as a fine art nude model, but by moonrise nearly every Thursday and Saturday you can find me twirling and twerking in a popular […] ...

Carnal College

[…] diligent studying—and indiscriminate fucking. At HUSTLER Magazine’s institution of higher learning, student/teacher love affairs aren’t forbidden. In fact, they’re openly celebrated. First up, a pretty sophomore (Allie Jordan) persuades a pervy professor (Will Powers) to give her a better grade. Another lustful young lady (Haley Sweet) is so enamored with her chemistry instructor that […] ...

My First Lesbian Experience, Vol. 2

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: STURT CANTERBURY. STARRING: AMIA MILEY, AIDEN ASHLEY, ANGELA SOMMERS, HALEY SWEET, SASHA HEART, KARINA KAY, SHAZIA SAHARI & JANA JORDAN.The second volume of HUSTLER’s new twat-to-twat series is as hot as the first. No shit, you say, because this is a review about a HUSTLER movie in fucking HUSTLER Magazine! Well […] ...

Swallowed Alive

JULES JORDAN VIDEO. DIRECTOR: ALEXANDER DEVOE. STARRING: HEATHER STARLET, CASEY CUMZ, BRIDGETTE B., LEILANI LEEANNE, ALANAH RAE, TATIYANA FOXX, LEXINGTON STEELE, PRINCE YAHSHUA, MARK ASHLEY, MR. MARCUS & MR. PETE.Remember when you learned in Bible school that it was a sin to spill your seed on the ground? Well, they didn’t say anything about […] ...

Deep Anal Drilling 6

THE ASS FACTORY. DIRECTOR: JULES JORDAN. STARRING:  JADA STEVENS, BELLA BELLZ, ALEXIS FORD, CALLIE CALYPSO, KIMMY OLSEN, CHRIS STROKES, JOHNNY SINS & JULES JORDAN. Debate has raged on in America for decades about the dangers of depleting our natural resources via excessive exploration. Deep Anal Drilling 6 makes the case that some resources are […] ...

Jesse

[…] spill their secrets sums up the premise of Alpha Female, but the plot really boils down to Jesse ruling as Dominant Slut Goddess over Chad White, Jules Jordan and Manuel Ferrara. She and Samantha Saint look completely curvylicious in amazing fetishwear—and even better naked. The camera loves Jesse’s pretty ass as much as it […] ...

Ultimate Fuck Toy: Gianna Dior

[…] Dior then gets manhandled and mauled by Manuel Ferrara, who drills her silly with his usual brutish panache. An S&M-tinged scene that adds Jill Kassidy and Jules Jordan to the mix follows, with a cuffed-and-collared Dior taking clothespins to her nipples and Jordan’s cock to her twat until her eyes roll back in her […] ...

Anal Savages 6

Anal Savages 6 doesn’t quite reach poop-chute perfection, but it’s certainly not half-assed either. Director/performer Jules Jordan seems to have kicked up the production values a notch with this one, and the female performers surrendering their shitpits are, mostly, a bumper crop of butt-banging beauties. Blond, plump-lipped Naomi Swann is a fine-featured, elegant nymph […] ...

Dealing With a Sexual Drought

[…] holidays, which are stressful just by themselves. It can start to feel overwhelming when there has been a lack of partnered sex for quite some time.” Dr. Jordan Soper Most of us can go thirsty in the diddle desert for a minute. Masturbation can temporarily satisfy our raging hormones. But over time, the lack […] ...

Exotics

[…] juice. The results will have viewers pumping their fists in solidarity as they’re wrapped around their appreciative cocks. This isn’t Citizen Kane by any measure, but Jules Jordan’s directorial efforts are to be commended. He truly seems to care about things like lighting and angles and other factors that appear to be lost on […] ...

Sex After Death

[…] like a betrayal more than simply moving on.” That guilt is, unfortunately, relatively common for people who’ve experienced the unexpected loss of a partner, according to Dr. Jordan Soper, licensed psychologist and sex therapist. She tells us that she often sees patients struggling to find pleasure after the death of a partner. Many of […] ...

Breast Worship 8

Praise be unto the porn gods for gifting us with a treasure trove of huge, all-natural knockers. In Breast Worship 8, Jules Jordan shows us why he is a sommelier-level connoisseur of big boobs, with four bra-busting scenes to drain your swollen balls. It all begins innocently enough with webcam superstar Sarah Arabic and […] ...

Public Affairs

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN. STARRING: HAILEY HOLIDAY, MISCHA BROOKS, JESSA RHODES, ESPERANZA DIAZ, ALEX GONZ, RYAN DRILLER & ALAN STAFFORD.Public displays of affection are always a touchy subject. Does she like it? What’s too much? Should I kiss her? Is grabbing a handful over the line? Allow HUSTLER to alleviate the confusion with […] ...

Girl-On-Girl Paint

HUSTLER VIDEO. DIRECTOR: STUART CANTERBURY. STARRING: GIGI ALLENS, ANNA MORNA, BELLE NOIRE, ADRIANA CHECHIK, ALEKSA NICOLE, JESSA RHODES, NATASHA VOYA & NADIA CAPRI. Apparently it’s not enough to splatter a girl with loads of cum anymore. After dumping oil and milk on muffdiving females in the two previous discs in this series, we reached […] ...

A Day in the Life of Dylan Ryder

[…] face of the blonde—Jillian “Justice” Lybarger—knocking her down. Blood now dripping from her nose, Jillian immediately jumps back on her feet. She hurls herself at her foe— Jordan Gaza a/k/a “Ninja Princess”—sending the two of them crashing to the mat. Getting on top of her opponent, Jillian begins pummeling her—hard, then harder. She is […] ...

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell

[…] Sweet. MATT: I don’t think it’s about women in Hell. I just don’t think they want women around Craig and Henry. Henry, you’ve worked on camera for Jordan Belfort and Satan. Who is the tougher boss? HENRY: I’ll put it this way, y’know, when you’re working for Jordan Belfort, there’s a lot of yelling. […] ...

AVN Awards 2020: XXX Superstars Sex Up the Red Carpet

[…] Max Hardcore gets the jump on everyone in his Peace Cowboy ensemble.  Gina Valentina gets all horned up on the red carpet at the AVN Awards.  Jules Jordan and Alexis Texas exude old-school glamor and elegance on the red carpet.  Dee-lightful! Sophie Dee shines as always in her drool-worthy dress.  Just super! Adriana Chechik […] ...

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