Bits & Pieces

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Parodies

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HUSTLER Magazine

October 2009

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

DEADLY GAMBLE

Think Nuclear Power Is Safe? Here Are 10 Reasons to Think Again

NUDES OF LEO LEIBELMAN

Tasteful Master’s Luscious Ladies

CHRISTINE NGUYEN

Traffic-stopping B-movie Icon

MERCILESS MEAT GRINDER

Smashed Faces, Crushed Bones, Severed Spinal Cords...But Pro Athletes’ Pay is Great

SECRET IDENTITY

The Erotic Art of Superman Co-creator Joe Shuster

PORN STAR KARAOKE

Hanging With Hard-core Crooners

YOU CAN LEAD A MANCOW TO WATERBOARDING BUT…

Shock Jock’s Harrowing Stunt

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

ANGELINA ASH in "Finger-Lickin’ Good" MADISON SCOTT in "Favorite Female" TEA in "Tea Time" ELIZABETH in "A Little Love" CANDY in "Sweet Inspiration" JANINE & VANITY in "Getting Fucked by the Legal System"

WHO’S NAILIN’ PAYLIN?

Lisa Ann Returns as the Horniest Chick in Politics

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

X-Men Accidents

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

The Crooks on Wall Street By: Larry Flynt

SCREWED PRIORITIES

Why Isn’t Uncle Sam Bailing Out California and Other States Short On Cash for Education and Social Programs? By: Robert Scheer

OBAMA’S RENDITION OF SAME OLD SONG

Justice Department Reluctant to Punish CIA’S Torture-inflicting Interrogators By: Nat Hentoff

THE DRUG DILEMMA

Keeping Street Drugs Illegal Means Big Bucks for Corporate America By: Alex Bennett

TECH KNOW

 

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Octomom

GAME ON

Time to Kick Ass! Street Fighter 4, God of War, F.E.A.R. 2 and UFC

ABSOUTELY TRUE CONFESSIONS OF THE WORLD’S OLDEST COUGAR

Hunting for Younger Men By: Mamie Van Doren

POLITICAL PARODY

Engineering “Better” Foods

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Rep. Eric Cantor

BITS & PIECES

Adultcon, Remembering Marilyn Chambers, Octomom Gets Dicked

HOT LETTERS

Game for Gettin’ Dirtier Than Ever

CLASSIC CARTOONS

Laugh or Lose Your Breakfast

PINUP BY JAY FIFE

 

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Awesome Aussie Vanessa Vee

COUGARS UNLEASHED

Finely Aged TV Star Shauna Sand

HUSTLER HUMOR

Funnier Than a Kick in the Balls

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Horndog Humperoo

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Static-X, Hot Band Babes and Steel Panther—Metal Rules!

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Lauren Hutton: The First Supermodel

FAMOUS FLESH

Nicollette Sheridan’s Desperate Twat

COLLEGE REPORT

Much Ado About Something

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

“Clothes are Overrated” Coed

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Erica McLean’s Whacked-out Hardcore Circus, Jenna Haze’s Cum-Spoiled Sluts and Fuck Lessons From the Fonz?

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Thigh Candy