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All magazines May 2013
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HUSTLER Magazine's May 2013 Issue

 

Featured Articles

Superhorny

Ready or not, here she comes, namely a supershapely action figure who disses on the USA’s cultural fabric and fucked-up economy while saving the day with her voracious...

Tanya Tate

I’m at the Marriott hotel in Torrance, California, waiting for a superheroine. Anywhere else, that would make me one lucky guy. But this is PowerCon, where I’ll have to share my play...

Porn From the Past

From the waist up, this wholesome babe looks like she’s posing for a passport photo. From the waist down, she’s reminding the photographer of how she plans to pay for the session. Thanks...

Double Threat

Minutes after being released by security, who detained them as soon as they stepped foot into HUSTLER headquarters, Sidney and Thurman Sewell are strolling through the executive suites with a bottle...

June Issue – 2013

SKIN DIAMOND DAZZLES Once in a while a girl comes along who looks too pretty for depravity but chooses to get fucked in the ass on camera anyway. It’s time to thank the porn gods: Skin Diamond...

Featured Honeys

Candi Evans

February 1987

Classic Photography by James Baes
8 Photos

Logan Drae

Natural Wonder

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
14 Photos

Bambi Wolfe

Risky Business

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
11 Photos

Teal Conrad

Dare to Be Bare

Photography by Holly Randall Productions
9 Photos

Charlee Monroe

Shades of Pink

Photography by DigitalDesire.com
9 Photos

Publisher's Statement

It’s Not Just Guns

As traumatic as they are, rampage shootings are now a regular occurrence in our country. Many factors have led to that reality: availability of guns, lack of mental-health treatment, abusive environments, violence in popular culture, the list goes on. There’s no specific reason and no specific solution. As President Obama eloquently stated, “No single law,…

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Showcases

Batgirl XXX

Batgirl XXX

Kink

Kink

Orgasmic Getaway

Orgasmic Getaway

Ally Kay

Ally Kay

Asian Sex Delinquents: Pedicure Pussy

Asian Sex Delinquents: Pedicure Pussy

Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody

Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning

Spartacus MMXII: The Beginning

Featured Beavers

Scarlet

4 Photos

Aivalia

3 Photos

Betty Sage

5 Photos

Eva

4 Photos

Angel

3 Photos

Naiya

5 Photos

Angel

4 Photos

Politics

The FBI’s Accelerating War on Freedom

Among the chief celebrators of the Presidential reelection of the most voracious Big Brother in our history was the FBI, Barack Obama’s tireless partner in putting this country under...
Earth First! Strikes Back

Earth First! Strikes Back

In 1990—23 years ago this month—Judi Bari was critically injured by a car bomb, and fellow activist Darryl Cherney was nearly blinded. The FBI and Oakland Police Department immediately...

Who’s the Criminal?

What is the crime for which Bradley Manning faces life in prison after being tortured by his own government for two years? The Army private first class is charged...
Asshole of the Month: Roy Moore

Asshole of the Month: Roy Moore

In America’s race for stupidest state, the results are in. Alabama is home to enough troglodytes to actually reelect Roy Moore as the state’s chief justice. This shit for...