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HUSTLER Magazine

May 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BILL O’REILLY’S NO-PANTS ZONE

HUSTLER Media Parody

TRY SOME DEMOCRACY

HUSTLER Political Parody

WITH GOD ON THEIR SIDE?

Esther Kaplan Discusses Church & State

JENNIFER KRUM

Undeterred Amputee Beauty Queen

PROF. KURTZ IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS

Bio-Terrorist or Concerned Artist?

VERY DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

Fleshy Flashbacks of Hit Show’s Stars

IT’S 2005: DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SPERM IS?

Environmental Havoc on Reproduction

IT’S GOOD…IT’S BAD

A Whimsical Look at HUSTLER-Style Karma

ROUGH RIDERS

The Risky and Frisky World of Motocross

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SUNRISE ADAMS in "Blasting Off" BELLA STARR & JANA COVA in "Double Vision" PAOLA REY in "Animal Magnetism" SUE DIAMOND in "Oh, Pretty Woman" PEACHES in "Ripe for the Picking" JEMENI & VINCENT VEGA in "Babewatch" COURTNEY CUMMZ & JERRY in "Saving Suzy"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

What Moral Values? By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Franklin Graham

BITS & PIECES

Rubber Sisters, Celebrity Cocksucker, Skincyclopedia, Dubya’s Bird & More

HOT LETTERS

Road Trip With a Coming-of-Age Temptress

AURAL PLEASURES

My Chemical Romance Cemetery Bound, Holiday Concert, ODB Goodbye & More

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

XXX-Video Lowdown, Plus Celebrity Reviews by Deftones’ Chi Cheng

JENNA TALES

Porn Goddess Assesses Her Sexy New Sidekick

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Spoiled Rich Girl’s Cheating Scandal

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Perky Texan & Hawaiian Dildo Scholar

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Evaluating the Latest Video Games

BEAVER HUNT

Ultrarevealing Amateurs