March 2010

FEATURES

SIBEL EDMONDS: THE TRAITORS AMONG US

The Bush Administration Tried To Shut Her Up. Now the Former FBI Translator is Naming Names. So Where Are the Headlines?

LOVE, MARRIAGE AND LATEX

A Quiet and Staid New Jersey Community Holds a Few Freaky Surprises

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SUNNY LEONE

A Onetime-Straitlaced Schoolgirl Finds True Love in the World of Hard-Core Porn

SEXTING 101: TEENS BARE ALL ON CELL PHONES

Kids are Sending Around Nude Shots of Their Girlfriends. Fun? Sure, Until the Law Brands Them as Sex Offenders.

THE YEAR OF LOVING DANGEROUSLY

True Story: I Was An Urban Rent Boy. And It Ain’t As Easy As It Sounds.

THE LITTLE MERMAID ALL GROWN UP AND NAKED

The Splashy Art of Edward Reed

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SAMANTHA RYAN in "Bedding Her Down" AYVA in "Awesome Aussie" JULIETTE BARDOT in "Kickass Chick" AJ BAILEY in "World’s Smartest Porn Star" SHAYLA in "In Fine Form" SHYLA JENNINGS & NIKKI BROOKS in "Two for the Load"

HUSTLER’S UNTRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES: PARIS

Our Celebutard Chronicles Continue With America’s Fave Slutty Heiress

STANDARDS

SEX PARODY

The Men Who Fuck Goats

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

Looking For Heroes By: Larry Flynt

GAME ON

Zombie Nazis, Kurt Cobain and Batman Rock!

BANKING BANDITS: BUSINESS AS USUAL?

A Lawmaker Demands An Audit of the Federal Reserve Bank, But Obama and His Brain Trust Refuse to Make the Financial Industry “Nervous” By: Robert Scheer

SENATOR AL FRANKEN: CONSTITUTIONAL CON MAN

The New Senator From Minnesota Brazenly Questions the Government’s Surveillance Subterfuge But Caves at Crunch Time By: Nat Hentoff

THROW OUT THE BASTARDS!

Our Elected Representatives On Capitol Hill Have Screwed Us Right and Left. It’s Time To Send a Powerful Message. By: Alex Bennett

MAMIE VAN DOREN

Black or White

POLITICAL PARODY

The Intention of Lying

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Michele Bachmann

BITS & PIECES

HUSTLER Rocks the Sunset Strip and Bare Bowling

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Marie Osmond

HOT LETTERS

Lesbo Show for Hubby

CLASSIC CARTOONS

So Funny, We Ran ’em Twice

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Down Under’s Aylin Tempest

COUGARS UNLEASHED

California Maneater Fiona De’Angelo

PINUP BY SANDRA CHANG

 

TAILS OF THE BUNNYRANCH

Hose Me Down!

HUSTLER HUMOR

Because You Can’t Always Be Intellectual

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

Pamela & Michael Des Barres’s “Groupie Love” and Ericka Jayne, Pop’s “Pretty Mess”

MOVIE MAMMARIES

The Tempting Women of True Blood

FAMOUS FLESH

Hip-Hop Hottie Eve Busts Out a Boob

COLLEGE REPORT

Stiffer Regulations Arouse the Newshounds

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Smart Chicks Do It By The Book

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Big Tit Showdown, Fuckbots of 2040 and True Blood’s XXX Transformation

BEAVER HUNT

Amateur Sweeties Amber, Angela et al