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HUSTLER Magazine

March 1997

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

BITS & PIECES

Is Ellen Degenerate? HUSTLER Puts Money Where Her Mouth Is

FEEDBACK

Our Readers Do the Write Thing

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Whatever Happened to Vanessa Del Rio?

HOT LETTERS

Perverse Psychology

SEX PLAY

Hard-Luck Hard-on: Priapism's Stiff Penalty

A SMUGGLER’S FORTUNE

How One Man Beat U.S. Customs for a Payload of China White

GIRL PICTORIALS:

CENTERFOLD: VICTORIA in “Call Waiting” LAUREN AND ELLEN in “Strap-On Tools” SISSY-1997 BEAVER HUNT GRAND PRIZE FINALIST #1 in “Beautiful Bouquet” DARIA in “Leisure Time” SIA in “Desert Princess” NATALY in “Fleur de Lust” CHANEL in “The Deep End” HUSTLER HUMOR

HEIL HITLER, AMERICA!

Neo-Nazi Christians and Their Quest for an Aryan Nation

BEAVER HUNT

America's National Asstime