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HUSTLER Magazine

June 2005

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

STAR WHORES: EPISODE III

HUSTLER Movie Parody

CELEBREX

HUSTLER Pharmaceutical-Company Parody

HOW THE MEDIA LIES

Danny “The News Dissector” Schechter

WHO OWNS YOUR OPINION?

The Perils of Media Consolidation

BEHIND THE CBS PURGE

Expose

LEYKIS 101

How to Get What You Really Want From Women

FEMALE TEACHERS TURNED SEXUAL PREDATORS

Is the Law Too Soft on Unscrupulous Educators?

SIDESHOW FREAKS

Aura Fist & World’s Zaniest Circus Troupe

YOUR POLITICS DEFINE REALITY

Acclaimed Writer Larry Beinhart Sounds Off

PATERNITY LAWS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

What to Do When She Says the Baby’s Yours

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

LENKA in "Saffron Temptress" RACHEL RYDER & HOLLY WELLIN in "Roommates" NATALIA CRUZE in "All Hail the Queen" TANYA JAMES in "Tailgate Party" JASMIN in "Keep It Tight" RITA FALTOYANO & ALEX in "Lovely Rita, Meater Made" BOBBI BARRINGTON & MONICA MAYHEM in "Executive Privilege"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

It’s the Media, Stupid! By: Larry Flynt

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Armstrong Williams

BITS & PIECES

Award-Show Babes, Celebrity Cocksucker, Michael Jackson’s Favorite Mag & More

HOT LETTERS

Catching a Cheating Spouse

AURAL PLEASURES

Rapper Smokes Los Angeles, CD Reviews, Music News and Cool Contest – Win Afroman’s Water Pipe!

JENNA TALES

Sneak Peek at Wicked’s Spicy Anthology 3

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Blue-Movie Showcase, Online Strip Poker, Ex-Wrestler Chyna’s Weirdo Vagina

BEAVER HUNT

Think-Pink Amateurs

TECH KNOW

Better Living Through Gadgets

GAME ON

Evaluating the Latest Video Games

HUSTLER ON CAMPUS

Curtains for a School’s Naked Tradition?

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Two Coeds’ Ribald Extracurricular Activity