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HUSTLER Magazine

July 2008

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

SEX PARODY

Jack Nicholson in The Fuck It List

POLITICAL PARODY

Join Blackwater!

AMERICA’S COLD CIVIL WAR

Investigative Reporter and Blogger Larisa Alexandrovna on How Bush & Co. Inspired the Counterrevolution Against Themselves

DAKODA BROOKES

Behind the Scenes With a Newbie Fuck Bunny Fresh from the Sticks and Ready for Action

MARGARET CHO

The Outrageous Standup Comic Gets Down and Dirty About Double-sucking and Eating Ass

THE GIRLS OF MYSPACE

Naughty Cali Girl Tatiana Moore

AVN CONVENTION & AWARDS

Porn’s Biggest Blowout Puts the Sin in Sin City

USS LIBERTY : ISRAEL ATTACKS AMERICA

Survivors Recount the Horror of a Naval Vessel Strafed and Bombed by an American “Ally”— and Decry a 40-year Coverup

GINA KING: EXOTIC & EROTIC

The Best of a Naughty-hottie Illustrator

MARRIED TO THE MOB

Everyone’s Favorite Foul-mouthed Smutster Recalls the Good ol’ Days of Goombahs, Goons and Guns

MOVIE MAMMARIES

Lara Flynn Boyle & Sherilyn Fenn, the Twin Peaks of Twin Peaks

FAMOUS FLESH

Paris Hilton, Courteney Cox & Jennifer Aniston

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

RYAN KEELY in "Take a Peek" JAYME LANGFORD in "Please Love Me" AVA ROSE in "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Sex!" CODI MILO in "Babe in the Woods" ZOE in "One-Name Wonder" SANDY SUMMERS & REBECA LINARES in "Catfight" VANESSA & PATRICK GREAT in "Playing the Field"

STANDARDS

TECH KNOW

Robots & Rock

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

It Keeps Getting Worse By: Larry Flynt

BLINDSIDED BY BUSH AND BIG OIL-AGAIN!

Petroleum Companies Post Record Profits, and Gas Prices Soar, Yet We Remain Blind to it All By: Robert Scheer

MICHAEL MUKASEY: OUR NATION”S CHIEF DISTORTER OF THE LAW

By: Nat Hentoff

GAME ON

Assassins, Monsters & the Devil Himself

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH

Karl Rove

CELEBRITY FANTASY

Amy Winehouse

BITS & PIECES

Bucky Beaver Does Vegas, Amy Winehouse With a Dick in Her Mouth & More

HOT LETTERS

 

ARIOCK PINUP

 

HUSTLER HUMOR

 

SIGHTS & SOUNDS

All-American Rock Block with Puddle of Mudd, Godsmack, Leslie West

COLLEGE REPORT

Brat Coed and Boy Toy on an Alleged Criminal Spending Spree

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

 

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

Reigning Porn Goddess Jesse Jane, Porn’s Epic Sequel to 300 & Fresh XXX Reviews

BEAVER HUNT

July-born Babes in their Birthday Suits