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Featured Articles

Kimber Kicks Ass

Kimber Woods is about to kick a man’s ass—and he will be thankful for it.  As porn starlet and third-degree karate black belt Woods prepares to put her martial-arts skills to the test, her...

How to Be a Porn Star…Director…Agent

IF YOU THINK PORN IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING UP AND FUCKING, THEN YOU’RE DEEPLY MISINFORMED. THE TRUTH IS, ADULT ENTERTAINMENT—WHETHER YOU’RE A PERFORMER, DIRECTOR OR AGENT— IS...

12 Lays of Christmas

The assignment: to review hundreds of sex toys in an effort to hand-select for our readers the best, hottest XXX gifts of the season. Our hard-working staff devoted umpteen hours of research to...

Featured Honeys

Blue Angel

Naughty is Nice

Photography by Davide Esposito
11 Photos

Tera Patrick

Season’s Greetings

Photography by Smokin’ Gun
6 Photos

Aubrey Luna

Smoking Hot

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
4 Photos

Sophia Leone

Miami Vice

Photography by Larry Flynt Productions
5 Photos

Darcie Dolce

Playlist

Photography by Tammy Sands
12 Photos

Zazie Skymm

Angel of the Morning

Photography by Steven Andres
11 Photos

Publisher's Statement

Fight the Real Drug Epidemic!

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is waging federal war on states that have legalized marijuana for recreational consumption. Meanwhile, Trump has declared the opioid crisis to be a national emergency. What’s wrong with this picture? A study funded by the National Institutes of Health shows that legalized medicinal pot actually reduced opioid overdose deaths. Marijuana has…

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Showcases

Raw 41

Raw 41

Prime MILF Vol. 8

Prime MILF Vol. 8

Interracial Couple Swap

Interracial Couple Swap

Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters

Barely Legal #186: Deep Throaters

Lunch Break Sex XXX

Lunch Break Sex XXX

Four Eyes, Three Holes

Four Eyes, Three Holes

Manuel’s Maximum Penetration 4

Manuel’s Maximum Penetration 4

Frisky Freshmen

Frisky Freshmen

Anal Nurses

Anal Nurses

Featured Beavers

Monica Monroe

5 Photos

Aurora

4 Photos

Morgan Leigh

4 Photos

Natasha

5 Photos

Tiffany

2 Photos

Natasha

4 Photos

Politics

Every Voting System Hacked

There’s a reason why I’ve been ranting about the insecurity of computerized voting and tabulation for nearly 15 years: Every single system in all 50 states can be hacked...

Be Kind to Strangers

Tis the season to mark the virgin birth of the baby Jesus—clearly the ultimate example of an undocumented immigrant—and to issue a timely warning to President Donald Trump: Your...
Asshole of the Month: Stephen Miller

Asshole of the Month: Stephen Miller

If Ronald Reagan was the Great Communicator, however bankrupt the policies he communicated, Donald Trump is the Great Babbler. With a fifth grader’s vocabulary and the inability to string...