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HUSTLER Magazine

August 2003

Once they’re sold out, they’re gone!

FEATURES

GIVING HEAD TO STATE

A HUSTLER Ad Parody

SEX PLAY

The New Sex Slang: A Glossary of Perversions

MARYLIN DOES WALL STREET

Former Porn Starlet Marylin Star Used to Thrill XXX Fans With Her Onscreen Sexual Antics. After Getting Involved in an Insider-Trading Scheme, She’s Playing to Her Prison-Cell Walls.

FAMILY BUSINESS

Seymore Butts on the Boob Tube. The Showtime Network Hopes to Attract Viewers With Family Business, an X-Rated Reality Series That Documents the Life of Porn Director Seymore Butts. Who Knew That a Guy Could Get His Own TV Show by Fucking Chicks up the Ass?

JESSE JACKSON PIPES UP FOR PEACE

As America Charges Ahead With Its Invasion of Iraq, Jackson Warns Against Bush’s War Crimes, Weapons of Mass Deception and the Possibility of World War III.

MOTLEY DUDE

Vince Neil Uncensored. Motley Crue’s Lead Singer Gives a Behind-the-Scenes Look at His Show, The Surreal Life, and Speaks Candidly About His Viagra Use, Groupies, Prostitutes and the Death of His Child.

RUBBER FREAKS

Latex Lovers Stretch Their Limits. Whether Lying in Vacuum-Sealed Latex Beds or Engaging in Perverted Medical Scenarios, Rubber Junkies Get Their Elastic Fix.

FRESH FROM THE NET

The World Wide Web’s Best Amateur Porn

ON THE SET OF… WHERE THE BOYS AREN’T 16

Can One Queer Man Make Nine Pussies Cream?

GIRLS

PICTORIALS:

SUNSHINE AND JESSE in "Getting Balled" TARA in "Tuft Love" JEN in "Burn Baby Burn" ADRIANA in "On the Whorepath" JAYDA in "First in Line". 2003 Beaver Hunt Finalist #1 DEVON AND BARRETT in "Driven to Suck Seed" YASMYNE in "Sex-Hungry Hungarian"

STANDARDS

PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT

How to Become a Millionaire By: Larry Flynt

ASSSHOLE OF THE MONTH

David Horowitz

BITS & PIECES

Bill O’Reilly Gets Phony Over Pony

DEAR SLUT

XXX Star Jeanna Fine Tells the Fucking Truth

HUSTLER HUMOR

A Gaggle of Real Gut-busters

JENNA TALES

Adventures in the Skin Trade With Jenna Jameson

EROTIC ENTERTAINMENT

The Great Mary Carey Implant Controversy

REAL COLLEGE GIRLS

Big Mams on Campus

HOT LETTERS

Jerk Mail

BEAVER HUNT

Girls From a Muff Neighborhood