Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb,” one doc grumbled. “She does everything totally backwards. Last week I told her to give a patient two milligrams of Percocet every ten hours. She gave him ten milligrams every two hours. He nearly died!”
“That’s nothing!” the second doctor exclaimed. “Yesterday I told Nurse Jenny to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!”