A DAY IN THE LIFE OF KATSUNI

May 6th, 2010

By M. Allen Nathan
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

KatsuniIT’S A TOUGH INTERVIEW. The guest is squirming, but the show’s buxom cohosts press on, probing relentlessly. The windup. The pitch…and there it is. The question on everyone’s mind, now hanging in midair, waiting for a response: “What’s the biggest thing that’s ever been up your ass?” Welcome to Night Calls, a long-running adult talk show with a definite “this was shocking in 1982” vibe. Produced by Sirius XM 99 and Playboy Radio, the program is currently hosted by Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter. In their hot seat tonight: international porn star Katsuni. My assignment is to spend some time in the company of this exotic French-Vietnamese beauty. Katsuni had recently traveled to Los Angeles from her home in Paris to shoot some fresh, steamy content for mega-studio Digital Playground, as well as to promote her new, personally designed line of lingerie for the American market.

Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINEAfter several moments of reflection, Katsuni comes through. “I would have to say Mandingo,” she replies demurely, referring to the porn actor who packs a Thanksgiving parade float in his pants. “He is…like my arm.” Christy and Nicki nod sympathetically. You can tell by their expressions that they too had done their share of field research in pursuing love down the Hershey Highway. But being savvy entertainers, they also know this is no time to lose focus. What’s called for is the right follow-up question. “What’s the best cock you’ve ever had in the industry?” Nicki asks. “That’s a very difficult question,” Katsuni answers diplomatically. “But I’d have to say [veteran French performer] Manuel Ferrara.”

Christy and Nicki seem a bit disappointed that American cock came in second. Who knows, maybe they still order Freedom Fries. Although the two cohosts want to talk about ass cracks and titties, their stunning guest insists on raising the level of elocution. Katsuni answers every question politely, of course, but she does it almost shyly, speaking in general terms about “liking many things” and “expressing myself openly.”

Talking dirty isn’t this lady’s thing. But wow, do her actions speak louder than her words. Katsuni’s cinematic work is, in a word, filthy. She’s as bad a bad girl as a XXX fan could want. The star of movies like Anal Worship and Cumfucius is up for anything when the director says “Action!” Threeways, double penetration, bondage and relentlessly rough, pounding sex—often bordering on felonious assault—are all hallmarks of Katsuni’s repertoire. It all seems incongruous. The well-spoken, reserved woman talking about “feelings and emotion” is also one of the biggest cock-hungry sluts in the adult industry.

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So after her radio interview we sit down and try to get to the bottom of…well, why so many things end up in Katsuni’s alluring bottom. “When it comes to sex, I have no limits,” Katsuni explains in her glorious, breathy French accent. (Guys could masturbate to this chick reading from a phone book.) “For me to have sex is a great way to be free. My brain is always working except for when I have sex. Then my brain is off. I just want to feel. When I make love, I always do it like it’s for the first time or the last time.” My romantic poetry teacher in college wasn’t half as eloquent. Katsuni started out in the porn business as a classic libertine (think female Marquis de Sade) who is devoid of any restraints and who doesn’t concern herself with society’s accepted morals. “I considered the world a playground,” she recalls. “It was like I was in front of a buffet and couldn’t stop eating. I didn’t want to think about the future. I only wanted to feel pleasure.”

Sometimes girls just want to have fun, which Katsuni most certainly did, appearing in 300 adult films. But then one day, much to the dismay of her patron saint—the ol’ Marquis de Horny—this drippingly hot vessel of pleasure had an epiphany. She was getting older. “I loved doing porn,” Katsuni continues, “but before long I knew I would be 30 years old. When you do porn, you don’t have to be responsible; you just want gratification. I realized it was time for me to use my brain.” Luckily, in Katsuni’s case, fucking her brains out proved to be only an expression. She launched an extremely successful personal Web site, ClubKatsuni.com, then began producing and directing for her own adult video company, Katsuni LLC. She did a series of highly successful live dance performances, first in France and Italy, then the U.S.

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She also created her own lingerie line, hosted a sex advice cable show in Paris and shot documentaries about the adult industry for French television. Oh, and one more thing: Katsuni fell in love. For the past three years she’s been in an exclusive relationship with a French TV director, Franck Gregory. (No misprint. Leave it to the French to throw in an extra c.) Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINE Anyway, Katsuni and Franck with the superfluous consonant are crazy about each other, and both work hard to cope with the stressful complications of their various jobs—his involving long hours and travel, hers getting ass-fucked constantly. “I know it’s not natural to be with another man when you’re in love, but I love what I do,” Katsuni tells me the next day as I accompany her, Franck and several of their friends on a sightseeing tour of Santa Monica, California. “Franck didn’t make me choose between him and my job. But I knew if I loved this man, I had to start thinking for two.”

Katsuni - HUSTLER MAGAZINEIn other words it was time to feather the nest. Katsuni and Franck moved into a place together in Paris, settling down to simple domestic bliss. “We don’t go to clubs,” she says. “I go to enough clubs for my work. We like to relax at small neighborhood restaurants, either with friends or just the two of us. We don’t like the famous international tourist places.” Domestic goddess, international porn star and successful businesswoman. The lady’s come a long way from the shy, innocent Parisian teen who first started watching porn out of curiosity and insecurity. “It’s funny,” Katsuni confesses. “I never wanted to be a porn star. Porn was a secret, a fantasy, an experiment. The girls in porn seemed so powerful to me back then. They could satisfy two or three men, and I was worried I couldn’t satisfy one.” Who’s got the power now?

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PACIFIC CARE DOESN’T CARE

May 6th, 2010

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HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. This is a political parody about an insurance company that has been charged with over 133,000 claim violations and paid $3.5 million in fines. The California Attorney General is investigating PacifiCare for its obscenely high denial rate. For more information check out ConsumerWatchdog.org. This political parody may be reproduced in publications and on the Internet, but only in its entirety and without modification or alteration of any kind for nonprofit and noncommercial purposes, without further permission of HUSTLER Magazine or LFP Publishing Group, LLC.

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BARELY LEGAL 100 – 4 Stars

May 6th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

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HUSTLER VIDEO.
DIRECTOR: MATTI KLATT.
STARRING: PRINZZESS, KATIE MICHAELS, JASMINE DELATORI, HEATHER STARLET, BELLA MORETTI, KANDI MILAN, DANE CROSS, PIKE NELSON, CHRIS JOHNSON & ROCCO REED.

Our classic Barely Legal series hits 100 in just ten years. How’s that for churnin’ ’em out? Instead of bells and whistles, we opted instead to make the milestone BL exactly what you’ve come to expect: a solid, no-nonsense disc of reliable porn. Cute dirty-blonde Prinzzess warms things up nicely in a girl/girl with brunette Katie. Jasmine keeps the party wet with an underwater blowjob. (Call the pool man!) Next, horny Heather—who loves nothing better than a nice, thick piece of meat!—gets invited to a local barbecue. She seems slightly on the tight side when it comes to taking it balls deep. That’s what we call the Barely Legal charm. Black girl Bella turns in a nice act four, while Kandi—the youngest-looking cutie on this disc—brings up the rear with a butt-fuckinggreat climax. BL #100 is a must-have.

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HOLLYWOOD’S NAILIN’ PALIN – 4 Stars

May 6th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – May 2010

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DIRECTOR: AXEL BRAUN.
STARRING: LISA ANN, TORI BLACK, SINDEE JENNINGS, NICOLE RAY, ANTHONY ROSANO, ALAN STAFFORD, OTTO BAUER & SEAN MICHAELS.

Have we done this gimmick to death yet? Hell no, not until Lisa Ann has fucked everyone on the planet! In this entry the horny ex-gov launches a Hollywood career the old-fashioned way. Her first casting couch encounter: Tina Fey. Sindee Jennings doesn’t look like Tina, but use your imagination until her clothes come off and Lisa sits on her face. It’s a good warmup to the TV spoofs that follow: Tori Black plays a horny CSI chick, and Lisa Ann fucks a bungling Criss Angel before finally landing in porn with a huge black dick in her Alaska pipeline. This Nailin’ Palin installment is the slickest one so far—the dialogue is clever, the acting has that goofy old porn-comedy vibe, the sex scenes are above adequate, and Lisa Ann’s boobs are still humongous. Welcome to Hollywood, Sarah. Just stay the fuck out of politics. Support the pornification of Palin by turning to page 120 to order this disc now.

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LUPE FUENTES

May 6th, 2010

LUPE FUENTES’ VITAL FACTS:
HOMETOWN: Madrid, Spain
AGE: 22
BIRTH SIGN: Aquarius
HEIGHT: 4-11
WEIGHT: 95

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PHOTOGRAPHY BY T. RIFTER FOR SUZE RANDALL PHOTOGRAPHY for HUSTLER Magazine May 2010

Lupe Fuentes, who was born in Colombia and raised in Spain, is a rare find in the adultentertainment business: a perfect combination of beauty, brains and a body for sin. No wonder XXX superstar Tera Patrick signed Lupe to an exclusive contract as a Teravision girl. At the start of what promises to be a huge career, we caught up with the pocketsized Latina—she’s a wee 4-foot-11—to ask her a dozen questions.

12 QUESTIONS FOR A PORN STAR

How did you come up with your porn name?
It’s my real name! (Laughs.) No, it was a nickname some old friends gave me when I was a teenager. I’m tiny, so they called me Little Lupe.

Why get into porn?
Why not? Every girl should try it. Free sex. Free money! Nice work if you can get it.

Tell us about your first time with a guy.
It was fast, furious and hurt a lot. The second time was much better. And the third. And the fourth….

Are you bi?
Yes, I do like girls as well. Variety is yummy.

First time with a girl?
I was very nervous, drunk and clumsy. All I remember is she tasted like honey vanilla ice cream.

Favorite music?
I love hip-hop, dance and salsa— music that moves me.

Favorite food?
Chili rellenos and anything Spanish and spicy.

Favorite position?
That’s easy: doggy-style.

Favorite movie?
Anything directed by Pedro Almodóvar.

Anal: yes or no?
An option depending on the man and the circumstances.

How is sex at home different from on film?
It’s slower and quieter, but just as hot.

Plans for the future?
Tera Patrick has really given me such a great opportunity to do anything and everything. I hope to build a career half as successful as hers, then retire to a little beach shack someplace warm.

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BRIANA BLAIR

May 6th, 2010

BRIANA BLAIR’S VITAL FACTS:
HOMETOWN: Dallas, Georgia
AGE: 22
BIRTH SIGN: Aquarius
HEIGHT: 5-3
WEIGHT: 110

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PHOTOGRAPHY BY MARK LIT for HUSTLER Magazine June 2010

GIMME AN F!

Meet former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader-turned-porn star Briana Blair. You read right. This stunner, who used to shake her pom-poms for the NBA team, now gets down and dirty on film. “I was longing for a change of pace,” recalls Briana, who also was a hockey cheerleader (donning ice skates) with the NHL’s Atlanta Thrashers. “A new adventure. I think trying new things keeps life interesting. I decided it was time for me to give up cheering and do something wild. That’s why I chose porn. I thought being seen by screaming fans in sold-out arenas was exhilarating. That was nothing compared to my first sex scene. That really got my adrenaline pumping.”

Did the cheerleader ever “cheer up” players on the side? “I’m not one to kiss and tell,” Briana acknowledges. “BUT! Of course I had some fun with the players while I was there. How could I not? Athletes really do it for me. They’re so manly. Jocks may not always have a lot going on upstairs, but in the pants they’re well equipped. I need a man to be a man. Hard, rugged and able to take control. No metrosexual sissy boys for me.”

We couldn’t resist asking Briana to show off her cheerleading skills one more time: “I’m a little rusty, but okay, let’s do this. (Yelling.) When I say ‘HUSTLER,’ you say ‘Rocks!’ HUSTLER!”
“Rocks!”
“HUSTLER!”
“Rocks!”
“HUSTLER’s the best! Forget about the rest. Go-o-o-o-o HUSTLER!”

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CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM

April 22nd, 2010

From HUSTLER MAGAZINE – April 2010

There’s only one way to eliminate the corruption that has cast its dark shadow over America’s political system: We must eliminate campaign contributions, which have turned our congressmen and senators into puppets of Big Business. That means the government, using taxpayer dollars, would finance each candidate’s campaign. Only then will we be able to return political power to the people. Until we remove the money of the rich and powerful from the electoral process, nothing good will come from our politicians.

- Larry Flynt

RAYLENE’S DIRTY WORK – 4 Stars

April 19th, 2010

From Erotic Entertainment Reviews
In HUSTLER Magazine – February 2010

Welcome back, Raylene! This is the raven-haired Vivid Girl’s first fuck flick in eight years, and she proves porn’s just like riding a bike—or in this case, ironing clothes. The nowauthentic MILF has been raising a family, and housework is in her blood. So naturally, this movie has Raylene fighting grime wherever it lurks. Apparently favoring organic cleaning products, she uses mostly saliva and semen to battle those tough stains, and nothing’s better than a tongue to really get into those rectal crevices. Any mom can tell you that you can never get everything clean before it all gets filthy again. And who can get the ironing done without getting good and starched by two guys? Raylene invites in a couple of welcome helpers for good measure, including stroker faves Gianna Michaels and Kylee Reese, as well as cute Evie Delatosso, who delivers the fine metaphor of frying bacon. Fucking any one of those gals would be like winning a year’s supply of detergent, but this is really Raylene’s show. As sultry and gorgeous as ever, she rounds out the workday with a cock deep in her trash bin. Even if you’re not a neat freak, Raylene will make you want to polish until you gleam.
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RAYLENE'S DIRTY WORK from VIVID ENTERTAINMENT

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VIVID ENTERTAINMENT.
DIRECTOR: B. SKOW.
STARRING: RAYLENE, GIANNA MICHAELS, CHARLEY CHASE, KYLEE REESE, EVIE DELATOSSO, MICK BLUE, JERRY, JAMES DEEN, MR. PETE & ANTHONY ROSANO.

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WHAT THE F’ IS WRONG WITH S.C.?!

April 15th, 2010

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COUGARS UNLEASHED

April 12th, 2010

COUGAR TOWN - RATED XXX

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It’s just our fantasy of what the Friends actress’s life would be like if she really was a cougar on the hunt for young guys. Instead she’s married to that lucky son of a bitch David Arquette. We love the idea of a TV series about cougars. After all, we came up with it first!hey, Hollywood, we know you read HUSTLER and enjoy our Cougars Unleashed feature. How about giving us a little credit (or cash) every once in a while?!

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