The Eurasian XXX Superstar proves that it’s easy to be filthy and classy at the same time.

HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. This is a political parody about an insurance company that has been charged with over 133,000 claim violations and paid $3.5 million in fines. The California Attorney General is investigating PacifiCare for its obscenely high denial rate. For more information check out ConsumerWatchdog.org. This political parody may be reproduced in publications and on the Internet, but only in its entirety and without modification or alteration of any kind for nonprofit and noncommercial purposes, without further permission of HUSTLER Magazine or LFP Publishing Group, LLC.

Our classic Barely Legal series hits 100 in just ten years. How’s that for churnin’ ’em out? Instead of bells and whistles, we opted instead to make the milestone BL exactly what you’ve come to expect: a solid, no-nonsense disc of reliable porn.

Have we done this gimmick to death yet? Hell no, not until Lisa Ann has fucked everyone on the planet! In this entry the horny ex-gov launches a Hollywood career the old-fashioned way. Her first casting couch encounter: Tina Fey. Sindee Jennings doesn’t look like Tina, but use your imagination until her clothes come off and Lisa sits on her face.

Lupe Fuentes, who was born in Colombia and raised in Spain, is a rare find in the adultentertainment business: a perfect combination of beauty, brains and a body for sin. No wonder XXX superstar Tera Patrick signed Lupe to an exclusive contract as a Teravision girl. At the start of what promises to be a huge career, we caught up with the pocketsized Latina—she’s a wee 4-foot-11—to ask her a dozen questions.

Meet former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader-turned-porn star Briana Blair. You read right. This stunner, who used to shake her pom-poms for the NBA team, now gets down and dirty on film. “I was longing for a change of pace,” recalls Briana, who also was a hockey cheerleader (donning ice skates) with the NHL’s Atlanta Thrashers.

There’s only one way to eliminate the corruption that has cast its dark shadow over America’s political system: We must eliminate campaign contributions, which have turned our congressmen and senators into puppets of Big Business.

Welcome back, Raylene! This is the raven-haired Vivid Girl’s first fuck flick in eight years, and she proves porn’s just like riding a bike—or in this case, ironing clothes. The nowauthentic MILF has been raising a family, and housework is in her blood. So naturally, this movie has Raylene fighting grime wherever it lurks. Apparently favoring organic cleaning products, she uses mostly saliva and semen to battle those tough stains, and nothing’s better than a tongue to really get into those rectal crevices.

How can so many embarassing things happen to one state? Will the articulate, sensible, caring people of S.C. please stand up!! Your state needs you.

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HUSTLER Parody: This is not a real ad. It’s just our fantasy of what the Friends actress’s life would be like if she really was a cougar on the hunt for young guys. Instead she’s married to that lucky son of a bitch David Arquette. We love the idea of a TV series about cougars. After all, we came up with it first!hey, Hollywood, we know you read HUSTLER and enjoy our Cougars Unleashed feature. How about giving us a little credit (or cash) every once in a while?!